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Geoff: That party was rad man

Noah: ...no.

Cody: NOAH, THERE U ARE

Noah left the group chat

Cody: oh.

Courtney: What's wrong Cody

Cody: Noah keeps ignoring me

Gwen: Probably cause he's shy

Cody: Oh. But why would he be so shy?

Duncan: Maybe it's because he confessed his feelings for you idiot

Cody: Here I live with Noah, I'll go check on him

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Courtney: What did he say

Cody: Um...well

Heather: Well what

Noah: Me and Cody may or may not be dating

Sierra: WHAT DID YOU SAY, CODYKINS THIS CANT BE TRUE

Cody: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN

Sierra: I hacked

Noah: well Sierra, yes we are dating and Cody said you were ugly as a deformed pig.

Cody: Ok, I never said that

Noah: YES...YES U DID

Cody: Yes Sierra, U are a ugly deformed pig with bad breath and you smell like sweaty basketball players after a long tournament and you are tall enough to hit your head at the top of an airplane and you are so ugly that when you were born your parents always told themselves that it was just something you would grow out of, boy were they wrong. U are so loud that when u go to the library the librarian had already kicked you out before you even got in the library. Your hair is so crusty that when you take a shower, U use a whole jumbo size bottle of conditioner to get your hair to look decent. It didn't work. And I will never love you, you are ugly and a big fat idiot and you look like the toilet after Owen used it.

Noah: It was so good It looked like I did it

Cody: Yeah, because you did do it

Sierra: :(

Noah: L


Really short chapter hope you liked it 😄

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