(I AM SO SORRY FOR THE BIG FAT CRIME I AM GOING TO COMMIT IN TODAY'S SOCIETY)
"Call me crazy. I know how playing spin the bottle ended last time and we are not letting that happen again." Tolkein said placing a bottle down.
"Let's just play Uno." Kenny proposed.
"Monopoly?" Suggested Stan
"Truth or Dare?" I proposed even I knew it was gonna end badly.
"Spin the bottle and Truth or Dare it is!" Token said before we heard the door bell ring.
Clyde opened the door. It was Nichole with food in her hands.
"Hi Nich!" Said Tolkien.
"Hey Token! Here's your food! That would be 30$!" Nichole told us.
"CLYDE WHAT THE HELL?" Token yelled at Clyde.
"Sorry." He said so shallow, it's like something was wrong with him.
"Ok let's start now I guess." Token supposed
"Clyde?" Token handed the bottle.
"Ok."
The bottle spun and spun at it goes it falls on.. ME??
"HELL NO." I yelled out.
Kenny nodded at me to tell me it was ok for me to do it.
"Fine."
"THE CLOSET." Craig pointed.
"Oh right."
Clyde and I went into closet and sat down face-to-face.
"So.. when will you start doing weird shit to me." He asked, looking last he was about to cry.
"Dude.. Are you okay?" I asked.
"W-What do you mean? I am okay." I knew he wasn't.
"When Tolkein yelled at you, you seemed fine in the groupchat with him but never look happy around him, like, at all"
"Kyle,dude, can i tell you something?" Clyde asked me.
"Sure, what is it?" I said.
"Stan doesn't like you. Like at all. Not as friends. Nothing. He hates you. We were hanging out once and he told me."
"I know he doesn't like me. That's I like Kenny. He's better than him. He has a heart."
"Yeah. You deserve him." Clyde told me as he starts crying.
"Wish Token like me like that." He cries on my shoulder.
"He does. Look this wall" I pointed.
"HE HAS A SHRINE OF ME?!" Clyde yelled
He runs outside and starts hugging him like there was no tomorrow.
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" He started chanting like he was doing a god fucking ritual for Tolkein's love.
"They look so happy with each other." Kenny said hugging.
Stan looked upset which kinda worried me.
I let go of Kenny and asked Stan.
"Stan, you okay?"
"Can we talk in private?" He said more upset.
"Sure.." I agreed
We went to another room
"So what's wrong?"
"Kyle.. I know you won't believe me but I'm bisexual..."
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?! . . . DIARY IN STYLE ☆ SP
Random(2023-present) Kyle gets a diary and writes about his life in it. Little did poor Kyle Broflovski know that this diary would make his life crumble like a cookie..
