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(Stan's Perspective)

I ran to the bathroom. It was my first corny stupid instinct.

“Oh my god.. What did I do again? FUCK.’’I start walking in circles in that bathroom.

“Was it anyone I know? Obviously.. BUT WHO??’’

As I walk out see the girl Bebe is attracted to..

Wendy (Wendyl apparently sometimes) Testaburger.

"Hey snake." I glared at her.

"Hey queerio, bet you're chocking on that boy's non-existent dick!" She said.

"Rather transphobic for some mitski liquid smooth ass bitch!" I snapped back.

"EXCUSE ME??" She looked offended.

"BET YOU LIKE EATING BEBE'S NON-EXISTENT PUSSY BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING IMAGINATION." I snapped harder.

"AT LEAST SHE HAS WHAT YOU WANT." She snapped me.

"BITCH." I yelled.

(Kyle's Perespective)

I come back from buying a bag of Doritos and what was my ass see?

Stanley Marsh fighting Wendyl Testaburger.

And I heard the things "Kyle, Bebe, Kenny, Clyde, Dick, Pussy, Murder, Break-Up, Drunk, Weed and Divorce" I was immediately gretted with a group chat message from Kenny, Bebe and Clyde.

clydedenied:
YALL WE FAMOUS WE GOT MENTION IN A STAN N WENDY FIGHT WAR IS OVER😭😭

call.b3b3s:
CLYDE SHUT UP IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY.

k3nnyw3nny:
It is only April istg this happens every month.

broski.k:
Fr THESE FUCKERS BROKE UP AND STILL DONT STOP💀

k3nnyw3nny:
Stan started it. He called her snake.

clydedenied:
Me personally, I think Wendy started it bc why are you just randomly bringing up your ex liking boys out of the blue⁉️ Could have just called him snake smh...

call.b3b3s:
FR OUT OF THE THINEST TYPE OF AIR DUDE WHO DOES THAT 💀💀

broski.k:
Honestly... provoked fr

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