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(Kyle's Perespective)

I was at the bus stop with Stan and Kenny. It was weird for me to be here. Kenny always drove me.

And here comes the star of our show, Eric Theodore Cartman.

"Hey dudes." He just came and said.

"Hey Mister lonely fatass!" Kenny joked.

"Yeah! hey Mister fatboy!"

I sigh.

"You know fuck this." I look at you and Ray.

Yes! you and Ray! I'm breaking the fourth wall.

Can we have a different scenery where actually start well but end bad instead this isn't "We threw each other apart" We're in Diary in Style.

I thought you guys liked angst? What happened?

I don't care if you're listening to P.U.N.K girl I need a be in something different.

Dude you're fucking kylefaved fuck it rayasgayballs you can't be writing happy shit dude.

Now bring me in a different universe dude this is so dumb.

Oh no change yet? Motherfucker if you really didn't want us together in this fanfic why make it?

You make an alternative universe of Stan and I dating and it STILL hasn't happened?

GET. A. LIFE

Now brainwash everyone but me, you and the viewers and bring us in a better introduction to the chapter and make the chapters longer.

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