"Janeman.....tera chehra itna utra hua kyu hai do dino se? Aisa lag rha hai jaise breakup ho gya ho", Naveen said looking at Rajveer's gloomy face.
Rajveer looked at her with sad eyes and Naveen's eyes broadened.
"Sach me kuch hua? Kya hua? Kaun thi? Kab thi? Sale tune mujhe kuch kaise nahin bataya?", he said jumping from his seat.
"Vo jisse mai Valentine's Day ke din mila tha na", Rajveer replied in a small voice.
"Kya vo....kya nam tha uska...acha chod nam me kya rakha hai....meri to bhabhi hi hui na....are she was the one na jiske sath you broke your scored too", Naveen asked sitting besides him in excitement.
"Hmm...", Rajveer replied. He is feeling really bad. They are not talking from his blurting in their last meet.
"Fir kya hua? Did she stopped giving you action?", he asked.
"Shut up Yar....I really like her", Rajveer replied in a chocking voice.
"Aww....meri janeman tujhe to pyar ho gya hai....haye bhagvan ne dunia me kisi ko aisa din na dikhao jahan uska action band ho jaye", Naveen said dramatically joining his hands.
"Tu kya bakwas kar raha hai yar....", Rajveer frowned upon him.
"Acha ye bata is she hot?", he asked enthusiastically.
Rajveer sighed deeply but then nodded his head.
"Aur sexy bhi hai?", he asked.
Rajveer nodded twice.
"To dikkat kya hai fir?", Naveen asked sitting across him cross legged.
"Dikkat ye hai yar ki maine use kah dia aur usne kahan ki she is not sure yet", Rajveer said with a pout.
"Kah dia....kya kahan....ohhh terii....tune I love you kah dia use? Are meri janeman.....meri sautan lane ki itni bhi kya jaldi thi? Kam se kam meri vidai tak to ruk jata", Naveen said teasing him.
Rajveer face fell more and he looked down in disappointment.
"Vaise bola kya usne jo tu rudali ban aansun baha rha hai? Breakup ho gya kya?", Naveen asked.
"Usne bola ki she care for me....deeply....like she haven't done for anyone recently...but is this love....she don't know", replied Rajveer.
"Ohh hooo....chal koi nai...nice try....vaise udas na ho....bhabhi ne tera dil tod dia to kya hua....mai hu na tere pass", Naveen consolated him.
"Mujhe nai chahiye tu....matlab yar bakwas mat kar....vaise hi dimag kharab hai mera", Rajveer said pushing his hands away.
"Ladki ka chakkar babu bhai....ladki ka chakkar...", Naveen said with a sigh.
Rajveer gave him a stern look.
"Dekh vo one night stand types hai....usko committed types banda chahiye hi nai....tu galat jagah ball dalega to googly hi hogi na", Naveen tried cheer him up.
"Vaisa nai tha yar...it was getting serious....mujhe bhi muh cholne ki kya jarurat thi....I shouldn't have proposed her", Rajveer reprimanded himself.
"Dekh Yar....in ladkiyon ko kaun samajh paya hai....jab bhagvan khud har man gaye to hum insaan kya cheez hai.....ab tune propose kar dia to teri galti hai....kal ko tu nai karta tab bhi galti teri hi hoti....inse koi nai jeet sakta dost...they are always right and we are never fight. Simple", Naveen said lost in some thoughts.
Rajveer nod once but then looked at his friend with an insight.
"All is well between you are Shubha?", he asked.
Naveen shakes his head in denial.
"Kya ho gya?", Rajveer asked forgetting his troubles.
"Aajkal I feel she is finding reasons to fight with me", Naveen confides in him.
"Reasons to fight? Aisa kyu ? Tum log to shadi ke bare me soch rahe the na", Rajveer asked.
"Vo last time when we met Chutki...she asked to rethink on rushing for this marriage. Tune bhi vahin kahan tha. I told her my misgivings about marriage on such a short notice .....bas tabhi se she started to snap on every small thing", Naveen told him the entire thing.
"Okk....vaise usko itni jaldi kya hai shadi ki? I mean couple of months won't be such an issue right?", Rajveer asked.
"She is saying couple of months shouldn't be an issue in any case ....if we are right with each other then we are right now as well...Kuch mahino ke bad maine na ki to so much of her time additionally will be wasted", Naveen told.
"Yar ye kya bat hui...aise to shadi hadbad me kar li aur bad me life kharab hui tab?", Rajveer asked in confusion.
"Vahin to Yar.....kuch kaho to ya to rona dhona shuru ki tumhare lie maine apne ghar valo se ladai ki, unko manaya aur ab tum hi confused ho ya to bat karna hi band kar deti hai....I am literally so frustrated", Naveen told holding his head.
Rajveer so wanted to say that Shubha is chudail but he controlled as this is not the time.
"Dekh Navu, I think tujhe usse clearly bat karni chahiye. Thik se bata de tujhe jo bhi feel ho rha hai. Atleast ye dabi chupi conversations se to better hai. That way she can express herself clearly too", Rajveer suggested sincerely.
Naveen nodded in agreement. It seems it's the only option available and their is no escape possible.
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After couple of hours, suddenly door is closed with a jerk and the sound made Rajveer awake.
He is rubbing his eyes and asked, "kya hua? Kyu pagla rha hai?".
"Kyu pagla raha hu matlab? Kamine teri vajah se......teri gandi nazar hai mujh par janta hu mai. Islie tune itni bekar advice di Mujhe....meri hi mati mari gai thi jo maine is nalle aadmi ki bat suni", Naveen replied throwing his shoes in rush to removed them.
"Par hua kya ye to bata", Rajveer asked in a perplexed manner.
"Hua ye ki she broke up with me....", Naveen said wiping his tears.
"WHAT???", Rajveer is shocked.
"Han Maine use jaise hi apni dar ke bare me bataya, she said, quote ki tumhari sari confusion aur insecurities ka mere pass ilaj hai. We are breaking up...no no I am breaking up with you. Na rahegi baans aur na bajegi bas uri...Dad was right, you are a looser..unquote", Naveen told all that has happened.
"What.....kitni pagal hai ye chudail", Rajveer exclaimed.
"Pagal vo nai nai hu jo tum dono ko baaton me aa gya....mera basta hua ghar ujad dia tum dono ne...kahi ka nahin choda", Naveen said rubbing his eyes.
"Abe oo drama queen.....Jyada natak Na kar....ye koi tera pahla breakup nahin tha", Rajveer said.
"Tere jaisa dost aur Chutki jaise behan rahi to ye aakhiri bhi nai hoga", Naveen replied in annoyance.
At that second itself, doorbell rings. Rajveer looked at Naveen curiously as they sent expecting anyone.
"Chutki hogi....tu khol darvaza....I asked her to come. Pata to chale use ki kya Raita failaya hai usme", Naveen said.
Rajveer went to open the door shaking his head.
As he opens the door his eyes fell on her.
"Tum yahan kya kar rahe ho?", both of them exclaimed.
"Vo Naveen...", both of them said and then looked at each other in completes surprise and shock.
"How do you know him?", they again asked together.
Till that time Naveen is on the door.
"Chutki Yar....tu na bata de agar tera koi bachpan ka badla baki rah gya ho mujhse to....why did you made me break up with Shubha....you and this dumbo friend of mine", Naveen said in between his tears completely missing the strange expression on their faces.
Naina went inside leaving Rajveer on door completely horrified with the realisation.
Naina is Naveen's Chutki!
