Somehow based off of my experiences of the friend group therapist
I've put in names that fit with the context
"Ok Grian I see here you want to help scar burn down orphanages but no and you're definitely not allowed one of docs seven flamethrowers"
"Aww"
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"Yes I know you want to bite her pearl but you can't"
"Why though"
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"No you can't be a wolf Joel that's being a furry, I'll set him on you"
"Grrrrrrr"
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Hermitcraft onshots
FanfictionRequests open no smut but ships are ok unless the people have said no no Joel or Lizzie with anyone else and any other onshot is open so woooo