Joel: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Grian , looking at Joel: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
Joel and Grian in unison: *sighs* Jimmy
Jimmy: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Joel?
Joel: No.
Grian : I do!
Jimmy: I know, Grian .
Grian : I'm sad.
Jimmy: I know, Grian .
Jimmy: Breathe, just breathe.
Joel: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure!
Grian :: Awww, that never bothered you before.
Cleo: I think it's time to start f***ing some s*** up.
Jimmy: Oh no.
Cleo: More like "oh yes!"
Joel: What does "take out" mean?
Jimmy: Food.
Bdubs: Dating.
Scar: Murder.
Etho: It can be all three if you're brave enough.
Bdubs: You know I think my life has value.
Cleo: Who are you and what have you done with Bdubs?!
*insert wheeze*
Joel: Did it hurt when you fell-
Grian : From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Joel: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Grian : ...
Joel: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Etho: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a barfight*
Etho: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
Cleo: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Scar, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Scar: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.
Scar: *tapping fingers on table*
Cleo: *taps fingers back furiously*
Etho: ...What's going on?
Bdubs: Morse code. They're talking.
Scar: -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... - can anyone translate this for me lol
Cleo: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
These were to funny for my own good lol
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Hermitcraft onshots
FanfictionRequests open no smut but ships are ok unless the people have said no no Joel or Lizzie with anyone else and any other onshot is open so woooo
