(Batman x Squidward x MEGAMIND)
my job in bikini bottom was going no where, my life was too, and when I got a letter in the mail from my ex, Squilliam saying he was engaged I felt even more depressed than I normally do, I packed my things and left i...
I ended up hiring Megamind, when I found out he wanted the job I was so excited! He told me in the interview, "since that weirdo over there broke minion's leg and I can't afford to fix it, I decided to get a job, and quit this life of crime.", He said sadly, I wanted to pat his shoulder, but I'm too scared 😅
"You're hired.", I said.
"But you didn't even interview me-".
"You're a master mind, right??", I asked rhetorically, it was really just because I was madly in love with him!
"Hey, but he's a badguy!", Batman spoke out.
"Why are you here anyway??", Asked Megamind, turning his head to look at Batman, "shouldn't you be out breaking Minion legs or something??".
Batman stepped forward in a menacing manner, I stood up to stop him, "Batman is a friend of mine, Megamind!", I said, Batman did a 👉👈 Hand pose, he's such a weirdo, "Batman, stop harassing my employees please!".
Batman sat back in the corner and pouted.
•.*°✨
Megamind came in a day later, he looks so cool in the security guard outfit 😻 with the sunset behind him as the manager closed up shop, "now I don't like either of you.", She said, then left.
I was wearing my favourite outfit, a cute pink bubble skirt and a green beanie, it was rather revealing, but maybe you had to be a naughty to catch the attention of a super villain 😉
Pic of my fit>
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Megamind looked at me as the now dark room went silent, I blushed a little, "I like your... Outfit..?", He said raising an eyebrow.
"I like you too!".
"Hu--".
"I said yours, not you, yours, I like yours too, your outfit that is, it makes you look handsome--".
I heard the ominous vine boom sound affect play that plays in every suspicious moment and I'm sure he heard it too.
"What was that?!", He asked, maybe he didn't hear it as often as I did, wait... What if he's straight?!
"Let's get to work!", I stated and turning around to walk I bumped face first into the rock hard muscular chest of batman, "Batman?!".
"Yeah, you're training starts now.
"It's not like I have anything better to do🙄".
(A/N) I saw Squidward's outfit on my Pinterest feed and I just knew I couldn't pass it up, it's so him 😖😖💕💖
