(Batman x Squidward x MEGAMIND)
my job in bikini bottom was going no where, my life was too, and when I got a letter in the mail from my ex, Squilliam saying he was engaged I felt even more depressed than I normally do, I packed my things and left i...
"okay guys, I've just messaged Bruce Wayne and he says he'll meet me at the bar, but instead of me going in, it'll be you two.", Batman growled.
"Why aren't you going with us?", Asked Megamind.
"Because I think I found two face's layor or something 🙄🙄" Batman snapped back.
Megamind pouted, he and batman didn't get along much.
"Let's go!!", Squeaked Squidward and off they headed to the bar without Batman.
When they got there Bruce Wayne was drinking a chocolate milk, because I don't actually believe he can down a lite beer.
Squidward blushed too hard and passed out, he woke up in Bruce Wayne's arms, Bruce looking down at him, "babygorl, why did you blush..?", Bruce asked
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"I- I- I-", Squidward jumped up and ran out into the rain.
Megamind ran after him, "Squidward!", Megamind said in the deepest voice ever, he grabbed Squidward by the arm to stop him from running, Squidward couldn't even look him in the eyes, Bruce Wayne followed after them too.
"I can take him home.", Bruce Wayne trembled.
Before Megamind could say another word, Bruce Wayne flew away.
Bruce definitely didn't think he'd end up in a place like this dump, the fourth floor two bedroom apartment?? 🤢🤢 But he didn't judge, not everyone has three penthouses, he opened the door, Squidward was walking in when Bruce grabbed his arm, Squidward looked back at him, but Bruce pulled him in and turned him around, pushing him against the wall, their faces only an inch apart, "b-b-bruce! I--i don't thing we should, y-y-y-you're drunk!".
Bruce's eyes layed upon Squidward's lips, Bruce held Squidward's hand, "why did you blush so hard.. earlier, when you saw me..?".
"I-", Squidward stared into his midnight jet raven cloudy sea shadow eyes, he bit his lip, he felt Bruce squeeze it a little tighter, then Bruce leaned in and kissed him.
It felt warm, pink, Bruce stuck his tongue 😛 in Squidward's mouth and remembered that one time Alfred gave him lobster knowing damn well Bruce is Jewish and lobster isn't kosher, he pulled back, holding his hand over his mouth, "I- I'm sorry,I don't know what came over me--", just as he said that, superman smashed through the window.
"Hey! Don't kiss people without their consent, no means no Buttman!".
"How did you know my identity?!".
"I can read minds, remember??".
"Oh, I thought you were going to say you can see through objects.".
"Well, that too, but whenever I look at you I see through all your clothes and feel intrusive because I'm a good guy <3 so I look away.".
"YOU'RE Batman?!", Squidward bellowed.
"Wait, it's not like tha-", Squidward had already ran out the man sized hole superman left when smashing in, then batman and Superman had an epid beat down that was so cool and left a creator in the ground, you should've been there.
(A/N) omg you guys should watch RRR I think it's on Netflix
