Friday Barnes Spam

the characters as something thats happend to me

exactly what the title says
Friday: when in like year 3 the fastest kid in my year told me my run was slower than his walk (i was gagged icl)

Ian: When in year 6 i was new to the school and the drama teacher made me audition for a lead role in the play and i got it and everyone was shocked cuz apparently she never gives new kids the main roles which meant i was obv her favourite

Melanie: When i was in lebanon a good 5 years ago? and since im such a heavy sleeper my uncle was able to carry me from downstairs all the way up two flights of stairs and tuck me into bed without me waking up

Wai-Yi: When i was at a party in like year 2 and we were doing a piñata and someone was like "imagine it's ur brother" and i hit it so hard it like flew away😭

Susan: When i picked a cherry tomato in year 7 camp and almost choked on it

Drake: year 6 camp, when I like bruised? ripped? idk i did something to my tendon while we were doing skateboarding and had to go to the hospital

Rajiv: when i started crying because a girl took my legos in prep

Trea: When i started having an argument in year 3 w my pe teacher because i didn't like that the boys and girls were seperated when we were doing soccer and i was a feminist girlboss but in reality i was arguing w him so we didn't do any sport

Epstein: when i cried in year 2 because some girl said this other girl was better at art than me (she was NOT)

Mirabella: When i was like 11 and this photographer wanted to take pictures of me at my cousins engagement and he made me pose like a model and there's pictures of it in my house LMAO