Friday Barnes Spam

laura stop writing sad ian stories (and making them 15k+ words) challenge GO

okay but seriously I always say itll be a short fic and it becomes a short story .

REUPLOADING CUZ I MADE A FEW EDITS!

so finished exams yay .. kiss mwah atatcjidniwnd

anyways bernie and ian interactions are CRIMINALLY non existent so yk I had to do something abt it eysysysyss yes so now I am doing something abt it as you see. also not a lana song for this one but this one is mentioned so.

idk yeah alternative summary is: Ian's just really fuckin dramatic for no reason and loses his shit a lot.
also i think reading a shakespeare play in literature its influencing my writing so if it seems different yeah blame much ado about nothing

miss you pookies say hi

now say it with me...

based in my au so!!!! (I know yall sick of me saying this hang in there w me baes)

- HAZEL EYED FRIDAY HAZEL EYED FRIDAY HAZEL EYED FRIDAY

- I still hvant explained this well but I took that mullet ian photo thing we saw when friday went to his house and twisted it into Ian having really long and nice hair before he cut it short in year 7 so mentions of that!

- instead of NSW I set it in VIC just cuz its where I am and its easier with locations and all that

- I've mentioned this ages ago in my ian analysis but I like to imagine Ian has a sister named Ivory (her nickname is ivy and she's mainly called that) and omg okay so I've alr explained this in uhhh the chapter called explanation of a sort AGES AGO but quick summary is yk that chapter when ian Friday and melanie go find a diamond in ians house. Well his sister is there and backstory his sister kinda left home when he was younger leaving him alone so ians like wtf you slag and leaves in the present all down and bummed and the entire chapter its like awkward reconciliation or whatever idfk (I should prod get that rewritten chap up soon but I cbf so later) and shes around 22 years old! ( I was going to show an old drawing I did of her but its so old and dog shit so nvm)

- I reckon that's abt it oaky serious now.

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Bigmouth Strikes Again -2011 remaster - The Smiths

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking

When I said I'd like to smash every tooth

In your head

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking

When I said by rights you should be

Bludgeoned in your bed

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt

As the flames rose to her Roman nose

And her Walkman started to melt

Bigmouth

Bigmouth

Bigmouth strikes again

And I've got no right to take my place

To the Human race

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