the best birthday party ever

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Freddie and Tj ran to a vending machine,brought loads of coke cans,got onto the roof of the go mart and the dragon turned to face them.
"ok come on then you ugly fuck" Tj muttered.
Freddie started laughing.
"Bro wtf is up with these cringe one liners?" Freddie laughed.
"Bro it's meant to be serious right-" Tj laughed.
a dragon arm slammed down in front of them just about missing them.
"OK LETS GO" Freddie yelled.
they started running in a circle around the dragon spraying coke at it.
it started roaring and melting trying to hit them.
Freddie and Tj were laughing but stopped when they ran out of coke.
"Shit" they both said at the same time.
"Tj give me your shirt" Freddie turned and told Tj.
Tj took off his childish gambino shirt and gave it to him.
"You try distract it i'm gonna end this" Freddie muttered to Tj.
he started climbing up the dragon's leg, digging his hands into warm meaty flesh.
"OVER HERE OVER HERE" Tj shouted while jumping up and down.
the dragon roared and slowly walked towards Tj.
Freddie got on top of the dragon's head and fell down onto the flesh floor gripping the dragon's head hard as he saw how high he was.
he shook away the fear and wrapped the t-shirt around the dragon's eyes causing it to stumble around blind and start roaring loud, making Freddie's ears ring.
a clump of meat dropped down forming Maddie.
"Tj please just join us" Maddie told him.
Tj looked at her and a tear came down his eye.
"NO" Tj screamed and ripped her head off.
he kicked Maddie's head and it hit the dragon.
the dragon roared and fell onto the floor.
Tj,Freddie and The dragon smashed through the roof of the go mart screaming.
they all splashed into the pool causing a huge splash and it drenched the entire go mart in water.
Callie and Billy ran over and pulled Freddie and Tj out the pool.
they were laughing with their eyes closed.
"shit are they-" Billy muttered.
Callie held Freddie and closed her eyes crying.
Suddenly, Tj and Freddie woke up throwing up water and coughing a lot.
"Fucking hell" Tj muttered in pain.
everyone got up, struggling to walk.
they all stumbled out of the destroyed go mart and dropped to the floor.
"How are we gonna get back to london now" Billy groaned.
out of nowhere, everyone heard a police siren.
Nanny Pam and Blair pulled up in a stolen police car.
"YO DICKHEADS GET IN" Blair laughed.
Freddie,Tj,Billy and Callie all got in the police car and rested.
"Well that was fucking dreadful" Billy laughed.
"yeah, yeah it was" Callie laughed as she leant over and kissed Billy.
Billy was shocked and at a loss for words.
"Happy Birthday Freddie" Tj exclaimed before Tj and Freddie fell asleep on each other.
Nanny Pam smiled as everyone else fell asleep and finally rested knowing it was all over.

The end

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