ships that make me want to shoot my past self for liking

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you read the title.


shin x daku. what the fuck.

what kind of diddly darn sweet home alabama shit is this

all the way back when i was a shit writer and all i wrote daku as was "angry mf who hates shin" i for some reason shipped them, but after giving daku a backstory, i realized it really wouldnt make sense for him to hate him in present day, and then they ended up being more like father and son.

so.

wtf was wrong with me


kuroko x megami.

sweet home alabama the sequel

nah but i see them as sisters now tf

i was super lenient on working them into aaa but after i decided to make megami see the student council as more of her family then it just became weird

i dont even really understand the dynamic??? wh?


kokona x riku.

nothing actually wrong with it, but i just fucking despise it

in my au, riku used to like kokona before she rejected him, and he just moved on afterwards.

also kokona is a lesbian

and fruity for saki

so just no for these 2

(somatsu and kokosaki ftw)


umeji x otohiko.

FFS THIS ERA WAS SO CURSED. shoutout to luna for snapping me out of it with the cousins headcanon, bless your soul

i feel like everyone has shipped otohiko with a delinquent at some point but i dont like any of those ships now.

also im wondering why its never hokuto

i headcanon him as a loveless aroace but WHY IS HE ALWAYS LEFT OUT COME ON GUYS :((

but yeah um. kizumasu and kenchohiko >>>>> whatever the fuck this is


im noticing a pattern where i usually stop shipping something because i associate a family-like relationship with the duo more. that said,

gema x mai.

YES. THIS WAS A THING.

AND YES. I WILL KMS FOR IT. /nsrs

NO. JUST ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NO. WHY DID I EVER THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA??????? MAI IS TOO HOMOSEXUAL AND GEMA IS TOO ENPITSUSEXUAL FOR THIS SHIT

gema and mai literally see each other as brother and sister in my au ??????? they have the most sibling-like relationship there??????????? what the fuck???????????????????????????

this is why i hate myself /nsrs again



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