i havent updated it in a while which i plan to change this weekend (productive era)
but i am impatient and have worked on future parts so heres some stuff! (both serious and silly)
Ryu looked up at the person sitting on the stage behind them.
Ryu: Hello. My name is Ryu Akaeda. Please do not kick me in the head.
Despite their request, the person scowled at Ryu before kicking them in the head anyway, causing them to exclaim in pain.
Ryu: Hello. My name is Ryu Akaeda. You kicked me in the head.
Hayako: Oh, you shut your mouth, Zametora! You look like you should have graduated from this place twenty-two years ago!
Yoshiro stared intensely into your eyes, unblinking.
Yoshiro: Your eyeballs...!
Daiki: Every time I look in the mirror, I see his face.
Daiki: When I frown, I remember all the times he looked at me that way.
Daiki: He never smiled. That's why I always smile.
Daiki: I am nothing like (bloop bleep no spoilers).
Nekoha: It means I have bigger balls than you without having any balls, dipshit.
Kirou: God, can I just kill you already?
What?
Kirou: What?
Kenta: It's... stanky, as Ronshaku put it.
Wawawa: I'm so pathetic that my name sounds like a baby crying!
Wawawa: Wah wah wah!
Hayako: SANDWICHES!!!!!
Akio: I can't just put motors on everything and say it's okay! I've learned that motors, in fact, make everything worse!
Akio gasps.
Akio: Motor-powered therapy office!
Hayako: Why are you so hairy?
Hayako: Did you swear off shaving until your father came home or something?
Zametora: I like this girl.
Yoshiro makes a sound that sounds like he's a cat coughing up a hairball.
What the hell was that?
Yoshiro: My protection spell! You are relieved from any harm coming your way... for now.
So you'll be safe from him getting his fluffy cat fur in your eyes? Nice.
Yoshiro's face drops.
Mizudori: Oh? Did your little cue cards teach you to talk back, too?
Mizudori: 'Talk to the hand'?
The classroom bursts into fits of giggling, but Ryu pays no mind as they continue flipping through their cue cards.
Ryu: You are a...
They quietly exclaim, firmly holding a specific card.
Ryu: ...Nasty whore.
Kenta lowered his voice to a whisper, the shadow cast over his eyes emphasizing the grim expression on his face.
Kenta: Come.
Daiki: Oh no! She's too high up! What will we do!?
Daiki- uh, Flight Man can use his Flight Man flying abilities to save her from the flight- height! Jesus.
Daiki: You're right, sidekick! I can do that!
Daiki awkwardly struggles to climb onto the table, but after a few silent minutes, he makes it.
Daiki: I did it!
Nekoha: There is no money in revenge,
Nekoha holds up an empty potato sack.
Nekoha: Unless the revenge involves stealing money.
Wawawa: So long!
And thanks for all the fish!
Kenta: In fact, um, I'm... breaking up with you because you keep interrupting me when I'm helping Sunobu-san!
Sunobu: Yeah, that's right! Quit bothering him, skank!
Nekoha: Oscar Wilde said that.
Oscar Wilde, did not, in fact, say that.
YOU ARE READING
im still an idiot <33
Randomim not sure if this is true but apparently people with adhd physically have smaller brains which explains quite a lot about me. so many thoughts, so little brain. so this book is me emptying those thoughts. part two. the sequel. the return. im back...
