im back at it againnnnnnnnnnn.
this time it is less main cast centric. bc im like that. ignoring the main cast. yk
anyways instead of yosuke and teddie its shu and nanako-centric because they are actually the duo ever. (yu passed his brotherly responsibilities onto the child-hating child)
(also yuuta minami is here! i dont think anyone remembers him but! he's here!) (hes also a part of shu's hitlist)
(also mitsuo and ayane r siblings canon)
Nanako: If you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sounds of hundreds of tongues inside cleaning off the dishes
Shu: I am not a violent person but I'm about to be
Ayane: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Mitsuo: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
Daisuke: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Naoki: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Shu: What are your goals?
Nanako: To pet all the dogs.
Shu: No, fitness goals.
Nanako: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Shu: Someone will die.
Yuuta: Of fun!
(then he proceeded to watch phoenix ranger featherman r instead of eating for 6 hours)
Daisuke: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Kou: Thank you
Daisuke: I didn't say that was a good thing
Kou: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Yu: So that's my plan.
Shu: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Yu: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Shu: It fucking sucks.
Yu: That's not constructive criticism.
Mitsuo: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Ayane: Isn't that just killing people?
Mitsuo: Ah, technicality.
*Naoto and Kanji skipping stones on lake*
Naoto: It's such a beautiful evening.
Kanji, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Shu: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Yuuta, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Shu: Nanako and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Nanako: Sentences.
Shu: Don't interrupt me.
Yuuta: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
YOU ARE READING
im still an idiot <33
Randomim not sure if this is true but apparently people with adhd physically have smaller brains which explains quite a lot about me. so many thoughts, so little brain. so this book is me emptying those thoughts. part two. the sequel. the return. im back...
