Mal: My boyfriend is to tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should i do?
Jay: Punch him in the stomach. When he double over tackle him
Carlos: Dump him
Evie: Kick him in the shin
Ben: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Mal: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life
Ben: That's entirely false, and i love you
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Lonnie: I've been meaning to tell you guys .... Jay and i are dating
Mal, Evie, Carlos, Jay, Ben and Jane: *gasp*
Lonnie: Jay, why the fuck are you surprised!
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Ben: How do Jay and Mal get out of those messes?
Evie: They don't. They usually make bigger mess to cancel the other one out
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Mal: Don't correct me!
Evie: Don't be wrong!
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Uma: Love at first sight? Tired, boring
Harry: Love at first punch? Spicy!
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Uma: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.
Ben: Uma no
Mal: Mistlefoe
Ben: Please stop encouraging her
