Jay: I failed my safety training course today.
Lonnie: Why, what happened?
Jay: Well one of the questione was "in case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Lonnie: And?
Jay: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
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Jay: I won a new phone in a race.
Lonnie: What kind of race lets you win a phone?
Jay: A race between the store owner, the cop and me
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Jay: Hiding is not going to solve anything.
Lonnie: No, but it will temporarily keep us alive and i don't know about you but... I LIKE LIVING!
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Lonnie: Is something burning?
Jay, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my love for you.
Lonnie: Jay, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Lonnie: Are you sure this is safe?
Jay: I never said that.
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Jay: Can i bother you for a second?
Lonnie: You're always bothering me but go ahead.
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Jay: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Lonnie: Those are wanted posters!
