Ben: Evie Mal is "going goblin mode". What is goblin mode? Please answer me.
Evie: Run.
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Mal: I have a plan.
Evie: No murder!
Mal: I no longer have a plan.
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Mal: You're cute when you worry about me.
Ben: Then i must be cute 24/7
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Return To The Isle of the LostMal: You betrayed me!
Maddy: Oh please. Betrayed implies i was ever on your side.
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Audrey: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting right now.
Mal: I thing you're cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a God complex and don't thing of anybody but your damn self.
Audrey: But, i-
Mal: Wait. I stil have 23 seconds and i'm not done.
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Audrey: Dear Santa, i've been good this year.
Audrey: Most of the year.
Audrey: Once in a while.
Audrey: Nevermind i'll buy my own presents.
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Mal and Ben daughter got in a fight.FairyGodmother: Mallory was in a fight.
Ben: Oh no, that's terrible!
Mal: Did she win?