FairyGodmother: I left instructions for everyone while i'm gone.
Mal: Mine just says "Mal no"
FairyGodmother: And i want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Ben: I could never hate you. I mean, unless you became a villain like your mom or something, then we'd have to talk.
Mal: Benny-boo, if i became a villain like my mom you'd just assume i had a good reason for it and i'd wake up to find you drinking from a "World's Best Minion" mug.
Ben: .....True.
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Mal: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Carlos crouches down
Jay kneels
Evie sits on the floor
Mal: .....
Mal: I hate all of you.
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Jane: Nothing in life is free
Mal: Love is free
Carlos: Knowledge is free
Evie: Friendship is free
Jay: Everything's free if you steall it.
Everyone: .....
Ben: Jay, that's illegal-
Aziz: No, let him finish!
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Dizzy: What does "take out" mean?
Carlos: Food
Evie: Dating
Jay: Murder
Mal: It can be all three if you're brave enough.
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Ben: You have to apologize to Audrey
Mal: Fine
Mal: 'Un Fuck' you or whatever
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FairyGodmother: What makes you smile?
Evie: Friends and family.
Carlos: Snacks
Mal: Learning magic
Jay: Face muscles
