Evie: Why did you dress as each other for Halloween?
Jay, joking: Mal is the scariest thing i could thing of.
Mal: Audrey told me i should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Evie: Mal isn't talking to me.
Uma: Enjoy it while it last.
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Evie, before leaving: No drinking. No drugs. No tattoos. No piercings. No ritual animal slaughters of any kind.
Evie: Oh god. I'm giving them ideas.
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Mal: I'm still trying to figure out why you love me.
Ben: Because you're sweet and funny
Mal: Well Audrey says i'm mean and grumpy, so one of you is lying.
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Mal: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you want to save it?!
Evie: Cause i'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
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Jay: Who thinks i can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mount?
Evie: You're a hazard to society
Mal: And a coward. DO TWENTY
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Descendants 1
Evie: I didn't come here to be insulted!
Audrey: Oh? Where do you usually go?