Jane: There's nothing worst that death
Ben: I can think of multiple things worse that death
Ben: Losing Mal
Ben: Mal getting hurt
Jane: Ben-
Ben: GETTING SEPARATED FROM MAL!
Jane: Be-
Ben: Wearing tie
Jane:
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Evie: Why is Harry crying on the floor?
Mal: He's drunk
Carlos: And?
Uma: He saw a picture of Audrey's boyfriend
Ben: .....but he's Audrey's boyfriend
Mal and Uma: We know
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Dr. Facilier: You're acting like a child, Celia
Celia: I'M NOT ACTING!
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Return to the Isle of the Lost
Madam Mim: Aw how cute, the king came to save his loverbug
Mal: I'm not his loverbug!
Ben: We'll come back to that
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Descendants 3 Deleted Scene
Mal: How are we supposed to defeat Audrey?
Uma: I'm not supposed to be the one with ideas. I'm the hot one.
Mal: I'm pretty sure i'm the hot one.
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Audrey: Did you read my diary?!
Uma: At first, we did not know it was your diary
Mal: We thought it was a very sad, handwritten book
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Chad: Last Christmas, i asked for the sexist person alive.
Chad: I woke up in a box
