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Harold: did you guys knew that some people are sexually attracted to eggs

Geoff: like- balls?

Harold: no, eggs

DJ: um..... Testicles?

Harold: eggs

Cody: nuts?

Harold: eggs, like the eggs that chickens lay

Trent: HUH

Harold: its called ovophilia

Harold: the sexual attraction of seeing or/and touching an egg

Heather: that's the rarest thing I've ever heard

Noah: read*

Heather: dont care

Noah: k

Jo: if it doesn't fucking hurt fucking anybody I dont fucking see why fucking not

Courtney: its... weird

Geoff: men, eggs really turn me on 😍🥚


Geoff added Brody to the group chat


Geoff: brody im buying you an egg costume for sex 😍

Brody: Geoff my man I'll do anything for you 😍

Geoff: omg bro 😍

Brody: bro 😍

Gwen: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BRO??

Heather: each one is dumber

Jo: fucking agreed

Leshawna: not the surfers, girl

Geoff: gwen my dudette, brody is my first bro.....

Gwen: oh so im the second option??

Gwen: I see.

Geoff: SIAT BRO 😭😭

Gwen: nono, dont come crying after me, you FAKE bro

Brody: dont feel bad for that bro, she doesnt know what shes missing

Izzy: 🦵🥚👉

Noah: excuse me?

Izzy: its izzy in an egg costume

Owen: OH IZZY THATS TASTY 😋

Izzy: HAHA TRY TO EAT ME BIG O

Owen: COMING!

Ezekiel: what are your thoughts on aliens, ey?

Heather: they don't exist

Gwen: OF COURSE THEY EXIST! the universe is immense, what makes you think we're all alone, huh?

Courtney: it's irrational

Harold: do you have any proves that they don't exist?

Courtney: do you have any proves that they do exist?

Harold: actually, yes

Leshawna: dont tell, sugar

Harold: alright luscious leshawna

Duncan: gay

Trent: omg cant believe Duncan actually described himself

Duncan: shut up you're gay Elvis

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