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Duncan: what is love...?

Gwen: baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

Duncan: I was trying to be fucking sentimental there

Gwen: am I supposed to ask what happened?

Duncan: yeah

Gwen: I dont really care

Geoff: NOOO DUNKI UWU MY GREEN PUMPKIN WHAT HAPPENED?? WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE ANYMORE?? NEED MY DICK IN YOUR LIL ASS?? TALK TO ME DUNKI

Bridgette: I dont know him

Lindsay: bur breather! he is Goffredo! your ex cd!

Tyler: you were so close to Geoff's name, linds! Im so proud!

Lindsay: yipy!

Courtney: hey Leshawna, is Harold better?

Leshawna: yeah, Jo helped him with his mental illness

Cody: I TOLD YOU @Noah !!! SILLINESS IS A MENTAL ILLNESS. CHECKMATE!

Noah: impossible.

Noah: you morons invented all the "silliness is a mental illness" because you are the dumbest people on earth smh

Cody: whatever you say, sweetie

Noah: what -

Duncan: fucking pda

Duncan: anyways courtey broke my heart so now im down

Trent: down on your knees? ;)

Duncan: only for you ;) /j

Gwen: NAH BRO YOU'RE NOT JOKING 💀

Bridgette: Duncan, Courtney is literally a.lesbian

Courtney: not really lesbian, maybe bi or omni

Courtney: but thank you bridgey <3

Bridgette: :')

Geoff: I SMELL.

Geoff: someone misses another someone 😏😏🥵🥵😏🤠

Geoff: anyways guys this is literally me: 🤠

Harold: thank you so much, my drama brothers and my beautiful and luscious Leshawna♡♡

Leshawna: we were really worried about you, sweetie

Duncan: dorkis is literally gay

Sierra: so are you!!

Sierra: guys I don't miss Cody anymore!!

Sierra: I mean, I do, but, like, not as much as in world tour, I destroyed all the pictures, statutes, paintings, songs, temples, etc etc I made for him!! and I also burnt all his under wear that I took from him!!

Heather: THE UNDER WEAR???

Sierra: yea!! It was so hard, but my therapist said I had to! Then I cried for three days or more, but it was worth it!!

Heather: I guess im glad that you're recovering??

Sierra: THANKS HEATHY!!


Heather left the group chat.


Sierra: huh?

Gwen: why did she leave?

Sierra: oh! I might have called the nickname I used when we were dating, heheh...

Noah: I still not get how you and Heather ended up dating

Cody: yeah! Its you two are like water and vinegar!

Noah: oil. Like water and oil.

Cody: yea that

Noah: you are so idiot

Cody: wanna make out?

Noah: you're lucky I love you

Trent: aaand Cody left to make out with noah

Harold: I thought Cody was already at Noah's place?

Justin: yea, he slept at the Indian twink house

Izzy: you sure they were sleeping... Like sleeping sleeping? ;o}

Owen: wow Izzy! That's pretty explicit 🤯🤯

Harold: I just imagined that and it was disgusting, gosh!

Duncan: you imagined Cody penetrating that sarcastic twink with his male vagina? Pff

DJ: STOP WITH THE MALE VAGINAS I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭

Ezekiel: are you transphobic, homie?

Leshawna: oh brother, you better not be transphobic!

Duncan: not even I have fallen so low, dude..

Heather: I didn't expect that from him, duh

Alejandro: DJ, you serious..?

Tyler: that's not so cool, dude!

DJ: NO, WAIT 😭😭

DJ: I don't like the term "male vagina" or "female penis" its so goofy and non serious 😭

Geoff: but you support male vaginas and female penises, right?

DJ: I

Lindsay: Leave djibouti alone! He supports transportations!

Leshawna: sugar.. Who is djibouti and what are transportations?

Heather: djibouti is dj and transportations are trans people, stupid sister-rap star-attention seeker wannabe


Leshawna removed Heather from the group chat.


Geoff: I can feel the sexual tension between those two 😍😍

Gwen: that was not fun, Geoff

Geoff: sorry for making u insecure bro

Gwen: it's fine ig

Leshawna: uuuhh, sorry sister

Gwen: dw, I trust you and heather


Leshawna added Heather to the group chat.


Heather: WDYM BY SEXUAL TENSION? I WILL KILL MYSELF IF I HAVE TO BE WITH LESHAWNA IN A RELATIONSHIP

Katie: OMG,, REMEMBER THAT TIME WE FOUGHT LIKE- REALLY HARD OVER SOMETHING STUPID SADIE???

Sadie: LOL YES!! IT WAS BECAUSE I ATE YOUR PLASTIC PLANT BY ACCIDENT!!

Eva: God, give me patience.

Izzy: OR STRENGTH!! THAT WAY WE COULD MAKE A BLOODY MASSACRE!!

Ezekiel: the dudettes here are scary, yo!


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