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Tyler: hey guys

Tyler: please talk to me

Leshawna: what happens sugar?

Tyler: Alejandro is driving us two to your house and I'm pretty scared of him

Lindsay: I can't wait for jalapeno and you to come!!

DJ: that's not even close to Alejandro's name...

Lindsay: sorry dildo!

DJ: WHAT


DJ left the group chat.


Lindsay: :(?

Gwen: DILDO I CANNOT

Lindsay: but thays his name...

Courtney: dildo it's not a name, Lindsay-

Cody: did someone say portable dildo?

Owen: what's a dildo?? Can I eat a dildo??

Geoff: you can eat my dildo, dude

Owen: OKAY!! TY GEOFF!!

Noah: nice way to say that you want Owen to give you a blowjob

Eva: if Owen is going to eat Geoff's "dildo" I am going to kill him.

Cody: kill Owen or Geoff?

Eva: Geoff, of course.

Izzy: TEAM E-SCOPE IS A FAMILY!! AND OWEN IS OUR CHILD!!

Izzy: EVA AND E-SCOPE ARE THE DADS AND NOAH THE MOM!

Cody: so... Does that means Noah can be my sugar mommy?

Noah: I know your delusional ass would love to have a all sugar mommy with monstrous mommy milkers, but absolutely not.

Cody: :(

Tyler: GUYS??? ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT IM IN A CAR WITH ALE??

Tyler: WITH NO OFFENSE BUT HE IS WORST THAN LESHAWNA WHEN IT COMES TO DRIVE

Leshawna: alright, get your ass another driver, sugar!

Tyler: I think I'm gonna throw up

Tyler: AND THE AMOUNT OF SPANISH INSULTS ALE SAYS IS UNBELIEVABLE

Izzy: DO A LIST OF EM ALL!! E-SCOPE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO INSULT IN SPANISH!!

Tyler: -cabron
-gilipoyas
-mamon
- ijo de puta
- maricon
- me cago en tus muertos
- puta
- zorra
- payaso
- payasa
- cabron de los cojones
- subnormal
- imbécil
- anormal
- me cago en tu putisima madre / padre
- vete a la mierda malparido
- chupapollas
- comepollas
- tontopolla
- mongolo
- retrasado de mierda
- marica
- comeme los uebos

Ezekiel: I can try to translate some of them, eh!

Bridgette: my son, so cute

Courtney: he is literally going to translate bad words in Spanish to English!

Bridgette: so cute

Ezekiel: - bastard
- asshole (it's actually written as "gilipollas"!)
- mamon
- motherfucker (" hijo" It's with a h!)
- faggot
- I shit on your dead ones??
- whore
- female fox
- clown
- clown but in femenine
- bastard of the balls??
- subnormal
- imbecile
- abnormal
- I shit on your fucking mother/father ??
- fuck off bad born?? ("vete a la mierda" is more like "go to shit" But that doesn't make sense in english!)
- cocksucker or dicksucker I guess???
- cockeater/dickeater ?????
- stupidcock??
- mongolian
- fucking retarded
- faggot (again..)
- eat my balls ("huevos " is with h and v!)

Heather: didn't know female fox could be used as an insult

Gwen: Heather ur such a female fox 😠😠😠

Heather: I shit on your dead ones, Gwendolyn

Duncan: dorkis is a bastard of the balls

Harold: you are such a cocksucker, Duncan!

Noah: Cody is a cockeater

Cody: wrong, I'm a noah'scockseater ;)

Noah: I think you are aware that all males only have one cock

Cody: and you have your cumshooter 3000 and your huge balls ;)

Noah: Cody, shut up

Lindsay: biblical is mongolian! :DD

Beth: did you just insulted me..?

Lindsay: no, silly! I complimented you!

Bridgette: Lindsay, hun.. Those are insults, not compliments..

Lindsay: o

Lindsay: in so so so so sorry biblical:((((

Beth: it's fine! I love you linds :D

Lindsay: SAME :DDD

Alejandro: mongolo is not mongolian, amigos

Alejandro: it like retarded

Alejandro: now I will be a good boyfriend and focus on the road to not kill tyler

Alejandro: hadios jente

Ezekiel: I don't want to make you feel bad, homie, but your grammar is making me want to rip out my eyes, eh!

Tyler: sorry zeke, I took Ale's phone, that was me :(

Ezekiel: its okay homie!!



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