the forks go in the frigidaire

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Edit from 6/8: This note was written on 6/3, so some of these logistics/statistics might be wrong whoops ahahaha :'D

Also, I checked the reading time, and it was 25 minutes, wow!! :DDD yay

Warning: NO BETA READING AND THIS ISN'T CHECKED OVER SO-

So make sure you have time to read this before proceeding :^

If you have any Elaine ships that don't involve anyone in the ships I'm doing right now (Jarlo, Remiphina, Blysen, Reiyo), please comment because I plan for Elaine redemption a- whoops, now I've said too much (:

Anyways, you probably want to skip right to reading, so I'll try and make this quick:

Wow, thanks for 1K reads! :O

I honestly just made this for fun (and to have a chatfic that spells the names right, but we don't talk about that shush) ;; my sense of humor is somewhat dry, but if you find this funny you're the best <3 if you don't, you're still the best.

That's more than I'd ever ask for oml <33

Other really unexpectedly nice stats from tags I don't remotely remember adding: 

#1 in Jarlo -- Whaaaat? We haven't even gotten started with that part yet (jkjk that was a lie we're like 15 to 20% there uhhhh idk I'm bad at estimating and planning goes whoosh out of my brain) ;; also ik there are only 108 of them, let me celebrate for 2 seconds lmao /j

#71 in webtoon -- Mcscuse me- there are a lot more wOrThY fics than this who could gladly take this one's place :v (#72 in webtoon, for example :D /hj)

#60 in unordinary -- Idk why this is significant, I just wanted to put this here :D thanks guys

#233 in chatfic -- Also not as significant, but whatever, you know?

#24 in rei -- Apparently there are more 'rei' stories than 'unordinary' stories and that makes sense in a way :shrug:

#49 in weird -- No explanation needed

#118 in john -- 1. why 2. how 3. who, what, where, when, should, would, could, did- /j ha ha ha I'm so funny. (/j.)

Anygays, happy pride month!! :DDD (I currently identify as agender but any pronouns ;; aroace but maybe biromantic idk :shrug: once more)

And yes, I'm sorry if you expected a long chapter but then discovered this huge a/n and became disappointed uH-

Also, this is probably the longest chapter I've written so far, but nothing compared to the literal goddesses(?) @ ILUVWATA (I don't get it- such a talented person ù-ú) and @ UnordinaryOlive0il (ummm you made an hour long chapter before and I cannot comprehend HOW-)

Note that I HC Isen's natural hair as dark brown/black even though it's actually orange, good day. You'll find out why I put this here later on in the chapter.

Here's the actual chapter, sorry for *witholding* it from you :))))

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Friday, February 23, 20XX

10:00 AM

RATatouille is now online

RATatouille: when are we meeting up today

RATatouille: im assuming we're having a weeklong sleepover

Remi is now online

Arlo is now online