the forks go in the frigidaire

Not an update

1. Sorry for being super disappointing this week oops

2. If you still have faith in me I appreciate you

You see, I'm a suuuper lazy person...

And made the greeeeaaaaat choice to procrastinate until there is one day left!

So yeah-

I'm totally not doing this to avoid confrontation with my horrible storywriting and underlying want to just drop it all and make a rushed ending and end my suffering and then wait 2 months and then FUCKING MAKE ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE I'M A STUPID DIPSHIT LMAO

Summary: Me, as the best decision maker, procrastinated on part 2 of Chap. 13 and waited until there's 1 day left and then my sorry ass can't possibly finish the rest of it so I'm taking an extra week because I love to make people suffer (lie) and I need a break (lie) and it's gonna be summer break anyways and I'm training y'all to be patient (lie) and-

OKAY OKAY FINE I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME (truth)

I'm such a bad liar AHAHA-

But-

*still being a nice person....*

here are some fun stuff, try not to hate me after this :v

trans teens = sneet snart (trans teens backwards)

trans = train (self explanatory)

lesbian = lebsin (i stole this from another chatfic i think welcome to the circus by mashiee not sure tho sorry dude)

agender = what's gender i aint heard of no gender (uh)

gay = skittles (skittles are rainbow and i fucking hate chocolate so no m&ms)

demigirl/demiboy = demigod (self explanatory)

genderfluid = generic falcon (inside joke)

bi = prupel (uh)

sexual = leggings / sex = leg (well you see....no dhar mann)

romantic = rose dawn (sole reason is because biromantic is prupel rose dawn and rose dawn is satisfying to say but not as much as sneet snart)

pan = neon (sole purpose: panromantic is neon rose dawn and it makes sense)

omni = dokja (my friend and i somehow came to this conclusion dont ask)

demi = discord (same reason...if you're up to it i can explain in comments lmao)

gray = glass half full (idk man)

quoi = wtf (see there was this nickname calling this 'wtf'-sexual/'wtf'-romantic...)

homo = allele (homozygous allele...7th grade memories from a few years back okay guys)

hetero = mix n match (uh)

a-[input] = nein/no (self explanatory)

fluid = indecisive (listen this actually wasnt my fault lmfao)

two spirit = Isen (i instantly thought of his hair after this, i'm not sorry (LIE))

queer/questioning = huh (just like me rn trying to do chem on 2 hrs of sleep)

non-binary = embassy (random)

inter = retina (inter backwards looked kinda like retina okay)

cis = same old (uh)

gender = vinegar (ask my friend (lie) she came up with this (lie))

mono = metro (mono => monorail => metro)

poly = octagon (poly => polygon => octagon)

cupio = pastel (random)

female = mirror (those symbol thingies)

male = rocket science (i like rocket science i sort of like men [LIES])

yay

and with that fun ish part done.

I now retreat into my cave

for another week and half....

coming back bearing gifts (lie) fine fine a single gift (truth)

and to compensate..

a horribly drawn 0 effort ish minimal shading (it could've looked a lot more majestic than this trust me) Isen genderbend because i fucking love isen like hes my favorite character

and i can't draw shit so-

also the hairstyle i drew for his genderbend it's like a half ponytail half down,,, crazy stretch but if you've read the remarried empress it's kind of like king heinrey's hairstyle in the most recent, 126 i think?, when his hair is tied up

yeah das crazy

could I have tried harder? absolutely

did i? no

also i shaded with dark blue and realized when it was too late

bye