I fully support Isen and Elaine being frenemy siblings 101%
If you disagree, then, that's too bad
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Friday, March 30, 20XX
7:00 AM
Remi
Remi is now online
Remi: ITS ALMOST APRIL
moldy carrot is now online
moldy carrot: and
Remi: Its almost your bf's birthday dipshit!!!
moldy carrot: o
Remi: DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT BLYKE'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
moldy carrot: im tired leave me alone
Remi: IT'S IN 11 DAYS!!! DON'T SAY YOU DIDN'T PLAN ANYTHING/???????
moldy carrot: remi calm tf down it's 7 in the morning ugh
moldy carrot: it's not that soon
Remi: ISEN
Remi: WAKE TF UP!!!!!!!!!
moldy carrot: Im awake
Remi: WE SHOULD GET SOMETHING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY!!!!
moldy carrot: no shit sherlock
Remi: sooo what should we get
moldy carrot: ive already got mine ...
Remi: what is it !! ?? !!
moldy carrot: im not telling you so you can't tell blyke
Remi: Not fair
moldy carrot: more fair than you
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Isen blinks at the phone screen, still in the middle of processing Remi's text. Sure, he'd gotten Blyke a birthday present earlier that week, but her text had sort of been a wake-up call for him.
That soon?
I suck at this, don't I? Forgot how soon my own partner's birthday is..ugh I'm so stupid
But, surprisingly, Blyke has been very quiet about it this year. Usually, he would be so excited about it and pester Isen and Remi about it every day from the past month.
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the fruit loop bird snorts pasta
moldy carrot is now online
rotten tomato is now online
Claire is now online
Adrion is now online
Elaine is now online
Evie is now online
Claire: hey why cant you flush paper towels down a toilet
moldy carrot: hey wait a sec, i actually havent thought about that ....
rotten tomato: beats tf out of me
Evie: idk
Claire: @ Adrion?
Adrion: ...good question
Adrion: unfortunately i do not happen to know
Elaine: no idea
moldy carrot: boogling it rn
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...
