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OK fine this is the real ending to the pen cosplay incident XD
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6:00 PM
"Don't burn it!" Blyke begs.
"I'm burning it." Isen states flatly, grabbing the pen costume.
"NO! It's my Halloween costume for this year!!"
"What the f*ck?"
"I'm sure you heard that." Blyke deadpans, swiping at the pen costume.
"It's literally March..."
"Well, I won't have to think about it during October."
"I'm still burning it. Be Goku or something." Isen says.
"I've been Goku since I was eleven years old."
"Cry about it."
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8:00 PM
Bike is now online
RATatouille is now online
Bike: HE BURNED IT 😭
RATatouille: DESERVED
Evie is now online
Evie: And the nobell peace prize goes to isen
RATatouille: thank you 🙏
Bike: YOURE MEAN
RATatouille: SORRY BUT THAT ATROCITY NEEDED TO BE DISCARDED
Bike: breaking out the vocabulary huh 😔
RATatouille: cry about it
Bike: you just said that irl
RATatouille: and i'll say it again CRY ABOUT IT
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Monday, March 19, 20XX
5:00 AM
stalker is now online
John is now online
stalker: I just found out what gacha life is
John: Whats that
stalker: idk but its cringy
stalker: its like this app that makes characters and ppl on youtube make "music videos" or shit with it
John: i'll go check it out
stalker: DON'T
stalker: Its cringe asf
John: Im still looking
John: Cant be that bad right
stalker: k ig no one's stopping you
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It can't be that bad, right?
John shrugs.
Maybe Rei is just overreacting.
He opens YouTube and searches 'gacha life music video', not really knowing what he's expecting.
"Doesn't look too bad." John presses a 'girls vs boys singing battle', not knowing what'll happen.
Looks like it's sibling VS sibling.
Do these people even have noses...?
WHAT THE FUCK, THEY'RE DATING???????
What are these songs-
YOU ARE READING
the forks go in the frigidaire
Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...
