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Warning: Poorly written basically crack and somewhat bad grammar
Yeah this chapter/part is 100% crack LMFAO
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Blyke sobs as he hugs his pen cosplay
"Noooooooooooo!!!!! 😭" he wails and waits for his doomsday
BOOM (shakalaka)
CRACK
"I-I'm s-sorry door-san :(((" Isen hugs the door after he kicks it down while sobbing
"Wtf Isen 😀🤚" Blyke asks temporarily forgetting that the crew was gonna burn his beautiful pen 💃 cosplay 💃
"Isen wipes his tears sadly as he sobs his heart out" Isen narrates, choking up
He starts a group call with the rest of the group chat
"D-DOOR-SAN I-IS D-DEAD! 😭😭😭" he screeches to the others who hold the phone (in a universe) far far away from their ears
"UMMMM SHUT THE FUCK UP" Blyke kachows Isen and kamehameha's his ass
Isen falls to the ground sobbing uncontrollably about his torso who just got obliterated by Blyke's 🪫energy beam (You can take this any way you want)
"NOOOO BRO I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME 😭😭😭😭"
"Im sorry but we're breaking up!!!!! 😭😭😭😭" Blyke responds while holding in his tears and failing
Suddenly Arlo the gigachad runs through the wall and makes a huge Arlo the gigachad sized hole in the wall making Blyke's wallet cry
"FBI OPEN UP 😡😡😡😡" he screams while holding a plastic watergun
Blyke sobs and puts down his beloved pen cosplay, holding his hands above his head
"NOW YOU TWO ARE COMEING WITH ME TO HORNY JAIL 😏" Arelo punts Isen out the window where John is standing to catch isen and send him to jail
"WWWWWHAT DDID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Isen shouts as he flies out of the window smashing window-chan in the process
"NOOOO WINDOW-CHAN!!!!" Blyke cries "YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR HER FUNERAL!!!!"
"IM NOT A GIRL!!!" the window screams "IM A WINDOW"
"WHAT THE FUCKK"
Arlo dropkicks Blyke out of Window-Chan and performs defenestration
"BYE BITCHES" he shouts, pelting them with forks
John who is afriad of the forks runs tf away because damn forks are sharpy 🥵
He runs and doesnt walk away but he runs and runs until he crashes into Sera and they roll around because his momentum and physics doesnt apply to thisk world
"Hey bbg" Sera smirsk "Why yu runnin"
"Why yu chasin'"
"Why yu refrencing Death Rescheduled"
"Theyre a fellow webtoon"
"Wtf"
"Im sorry" John wipes away a magenta carnation cornflower saffron maroon rainbow tear of his "A-a-a-arlo-senpai p-pls-s f-fix th-e f-four-th w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-alll 😩 f-for m-meeee"
"No I wont >:("
"B-b-b-but w-w-w-a-wall-l bby!!!!! 😭😡😡"
"Stfu youre not ursefl >:O"
VOUS LISEZ
the forks go in the frigidaire
Fanfiction(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedl...
