Lou and Debbie have been bickering all morning. First it was that Lou was being too loud in the kitchen when the brunette was trying to sleep. Then it was that Debbie was chewing too loudly, purposefully trying to piss off the blonde. It continued like that for about 2 hours.
Them just going back and forth while the gang sits there and tries to ignore it. Covering their ears or rolling their eyes and just settling to go to their rooms. Finally everyone had had enough and it was time to end the madness. "Would you two stop it! You're getting on my last nerve" Tammy groans with fingers to her temple.
"Yeah moms, you're really killing the vibe" Constance remarks. "Could it really be that serious that you're having to argue all day? Why don't you just sit down and talk about it" Rose suggests. "I don't wanna talk to her" Debbie spat and Lou narrowed her eyes at her.
"Maybe they're on their period or something. You know, they're around each other so much I wouldn't be surprised if they synced up" Daphne sighs. "Shut up" everyone replies at varying volumes, Debbie and Lou being the loudest. "You kinda just proved my point" Daph rolls her eyes.
"Well I'm going. I don't think I can possibly sit here any longer and listen to this" Amita declares. "No, darling. You don't have to go. These two will leave and settle this" Rose states. "Good luck with that" Nine lifted her head to say before turning back to her computer.
"Yes. Go leave and settle it" Tammy chimes in, "and how do you suppose they do that? All morning they've been going at it, and not in the good sense" Daph interjects. "Go... have a race or something" Tammy proposes, "whoever loses has to apologize" she adds. "That's nonsense" Debbie says.
"She's right. I'd obviously win and she's too prideful to apologize anyway" Lou notes. "Excuse me? I've been working out more than you. There's no way you would win" Debbie professes. "Nah I think mom has you on this one" Constance voices, winking to the group.
Debbie is easily riled up, something they all came to realize very soon. Only when it comes to Lou, however. "Bullshit. You're really not on my side? After all the love I've shown you" Deb scoffs. "I mean she has a point. Lou is much stronger" Daph adds. "Fine. If Miller's not a pussy we can race and you'll ALL see I'm better" Deb insists.
"Please. Honey, you're not winning" Lou claims. "You're on. Let's get changed" Deb says going upstairs. Lou follows directly after her and gets changed, both of them coming down and putting on their shoes. The whole group gets up and follows them outside, watching them take off.
They go inside directly after because it's hot and they had no real intentions of watching the two rally it out. Meanwhile, Debbie is sprinting at top speed behind Lou and still not closing in on her. She has to admit that the blonde has some real speed on her.
Lou glances back and chuckles as she sees Debbie struggling to catch up. Deb glances around to see their a few blocks from home at this point. She pulls out her secret weapon she brought along. Waiting until they were running through the park. She aims it at Lou and shoots her in the leg. Lou stops abruptly and falls over into the grass.
"Fuck" the blonde yells as she holds her leg, Debbie slows to a walk to catch her breath. Moving to stand over the blonde gripping her leg in pain. "Did you really fucking shoot me?!" She yells, "oh get over it, it was just a bb gun" the brunette sighs dramatically.
"A fucking metal one you cunt! That fucker hurt like a bitch" the blonde remarks. Slowly sitting up off her back and curling her legs towards her. "You'll live" Deb rolls her eyes, "you little shit" Lou sneers. "I won" Deb cheers, "you CHEATED" Lou calls out.
"But I caught you regardless, so I won" Deb smirks. "Ok..." Lou mutters, "so you admit it? I'm better than you" the older woman smiles. "I admit..." Lou says slowly, looking down towards the ground. Suddenly she kicks her leg out and throws Deb off balance making her hit the ground with a thud.
Effectively stunning her for a few seconds. "I admit that you're a pussy and you knew you didn't stand a chance without foul play" Lou says leaning over her. She grabs the BB gun and points it at the brunette. Dens eyes widen and she scrambles off the ground. Trying her best to get away as quick as possible.
Lou rises to her feet, with her leg still hurting a bit she can't run as fast but she pushes through. Catching up to Debbie within seconds and aiming the gun at her. She carefully looked through the scope and managed to shoot her right on her Achilles. "FUCKKK" Debbie screams as she toppled to the ground.
"See... I'm just better than you at everything" Lou voices as she walks over. She looks down to see Debbie clutching the back of her foot with her face turned to the ground. "Debbie..." Lou mutters, "debs?" She calls with more force. "That really fucking hurt Lou" Debbie cries.
"I feel bad, but also I don't" Lou admits, "you're an asshole" Deb chuckles. "An intelligent, cunning, sexy... a-MAY-zing asshole" Lou corrects her. "Whatever. Help me up" Debbie says reaching out her hand and Lou pulls her up. The brunette underestimated how much her foot actually hurt and she loses her balance.
She falls into Lou and the blonde quickly adjusts, holding her close. Their noses touch and they stare into each others eyes. "Lou..." Debbie whispers, "Debbie..." Lou replies. "Nothing" the brunette shakes her head and starts to lean away. "Come here idiot" Lou remarks, pulling her close and joining their lips.
They break apart as they hear people cheering a few meters away. They turn their heads to see all of their friends watching them. Debbie blushes and Lou just smirks while holding her waist. "We KNEW it!" Constance exclaims, "I mean it's about time" Tammy shakes her head.
"Second on that" Daphne chimes in, "they're so cute" Amita comments. "They really are adorable" Rose adds, "you all knew?" Nine asks confused, "duhhh. Wasn't it obvious?" Constance asks, "not to me. Congrats though" Nine smiles. By this time they've gotten closer and are standing around the two.
"So do you admit I won?" Lou asks, "yeah" Debbie says staring into the blonde's eyes. "God she's so in love. It's disgusting" Daphne gags. "Shut up" Rose nudges her but catches her before she falls over. "Well come on, princess. We gotta look at that foot" Lou says and Debbie nods. Turning to walk but Lou swings her up into her arms.
"Ahh" Deb squeals, grabbing onto Lou's neck for dear life. "Faster? Check. Stronger? Check. Smar-" Lou starts, "careful" Debbie warns. The blonde just smirks and leans in placing a gentle kiss the Debbie's lips. She carries her back to the extra long suburban. Having the brunette sit on her lap during the journey back to the house.
Debbie just stared at her the whole time, the blonde placing kisses on her face. "I don't think I've ever heard her giggle" Daphne whispers not so quietly. "Shut up" Debbie scolds, "it's ok, baby. It's cute" Lou voices. Debbie bites her lip and blushes, burying her face in the blonde's neck.
