Basically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠
#1 in Haron 1/24/24
#1 in Lavon 1/24/24
#1 in Blamione 3/3/24
#3 in Snack 3/3/24
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Harry: I think they would be really good for each other.
Twins: I think Ron wants Hermione's work.
Ron: do not! That wouldn't be the only reason I'd date her!
Hermione: you'd date me?
Ron: I-uh I mean I ship it!
Hermione: well good, I ship it too.
Me: awwww! Ron your face is the color of your hair!
Ron: oh shove off!
Me: I forgot to say this rule! If both sides of the ship, ship it, then they gotta kiss!
Harry: yeah Ron!
Draco: I'm going to throw up
Me: do it over there! *tosses bucket at Draco and it hits him on the head again but on the other side so now he has two cartoon bumps and looks like mickey* Now kiss!!!
Draco: HEY! THAT HURT!
Only for scenes like this I will put it in actual story form. *Ron shuffles over to Hermione and stands there for a second before he kisses her softly. Hermione wraps her arms around his neck while Ron puts his arm on her hips.*
Twins: *wolf whistles* go Ron!
*they separate and blush a deep shade of red*
Draco: *gags* I'm going to be sick *puts head in the bucket the best he can with the huge bumps*
Ron: what happened to Malfoy?
Me: shhhhh! *throws this 🤫 emoji at him that makes another cartoon bump in between the other ones*
Harry: that happened...
Ginny: YEAH GO RON!
Harry: Sam! We need a photo!!!
Me: YES!
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Everyone but the Slytherins: awwwwww
Me: I think this ship is sailing! Right?
Ron: if Hermione thinks so to then sure!
Hermione: the ship is sailing.
Theo: can we please move on! Draco is going to die and quite frankly I might too!
*Draco on the floor with the bucket on his head and cartoon stars around his head*
Me: fineeeee
Ron: can't you just let them?
Hermione: RONALD!
Me: no we can't we need them for the ships, or we need Draco. *snaps and the bumps disappear and Draco jumps up*
Draco: THERE GONE!!! YESSSS!
Theo: that means I can leave!
Me: yes, you can
Theo: yes *runs out but gets teleported back in* WHY AM I BACK?!
Me: I need to let you out, the spell will keep you in otherwise. *drags Theo out and shuts door* now we can move on!
A/N the only reason I know how to write kiss scenes is cuz of the amount of fics I've read😭
