A/N: I DEFINITELY got this first try...and if you don't ship this you're not a real fan. Also Sirius isn't dead. Don't care what you say he's not dead.
Me: OMG MY OTP YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS *snaps and Sirius and Remus appear*
Sirius: oooooo what party is this?!
Remus: pads no this isn't a party
Sirius: how do you know that
Remus: cuz I've already been here
Sirius: you went to a party without me? *runs away crying cartoon waterfall tears* you don't love me!!!
Remus: padfoot no- ugh
Harry: I'll go get him... *awkwardly shuffles after sirius*
Me: ok it's time to get sirius here, the ship (which is the best one) is...WOLFSTAR
Draco: isn't that the murder Sirius Black
Me: yes
Remus: no!
Harry: *while dragging a sobbing Sirius back* no!
Draco: which is it!
Me: both so don't shit your pants
Draco: I never have shit my pants and never will
Blaise: yea you have remember...
Draco: *slaps a hand over Blaise's mouth effectively cutting off his oxygen supply* we don't speak of that
Blaise: *slowly turning blue*
Hermione: he's turning blue...
Me: he's fine just a bit chilly *snaps and Blaise is wrapped in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 layers of clothes*
Pansy: is he ok?
Me: he's fine! Just a bit of hay fever
Harry: I got Sirius
Sirius: hey motherfuckers
Remus: I told you not to say that every time someone else is here
Sirius: yeah well you don't love me so I don't have to listen to you
Me: for as much as I love Sirius, siriusly shut up we have to vote on the ship
Sirius: a boat? I love boat rides!
Me: omg no it's a ship as in relationSHIP
Sirius: oh so no boat?
Me: there is a boat *snaps and a row boat appears*
Sirius: *gets in boat* YAYAYAYAYAYA
Me: ok who ships it? I do.
Everyone besides Remus and Sirius: SHIP
Remus: what's the ship again
Me: it's Wolfstar, ergo you and Sirius
(It's Latin Derek!)
Sirius: yes?
Remus: oh well ship
Sirius: I ship too
Remus: Siri you don't even know what the ship is
Sirius: if everyone ships it it has to be good right?
Me: it is good, very good and THE SHIP IS SAILING and y'all gotta kiss
YOU ARE READING
How HP characters react to different ships!
RandomBasically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠 #1 in Haron 1/24/24 #1 in Lavon 1/24/24 #1 in Blamione 3/3/24 #3 in Snack 3/3/24 ...
