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Basically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠 #1 in Haron 1/24/24 #1 in Lavon 1/24/24 #1 in Blamione 3/3/24 #3 in Snack 3/3/24 ...

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Jeverus (non-canon)

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Me: im concerned 
Harry: why?
Me: I forgot to walk my pet fish today
Ron: fish walk?
Hermione: *slaps ron* No!
Me: mine does and I forgot to walk him so he's gonna be upset and hide my nose again
Ginny: I thought Luna was wacko sometimes 
Me: I better plan the funeral
Ron: who's funeral 
Me: my toes 
Harry: I think the ships have finally gotten to her...
Ron: same mate
Me: I'll put a bouquet of teeth on the cake
Neville: we broke her...
Me: nah I'm fine but Harry isn't! The ship is JEVERUS!
Harry: *passes out*
Me: told ya
Sirius: *pukes*
Me: now that's the spirit!
Sirius: *pukes again*
Me: *gives thumbs up* how about another summoning?
Everyone: NO
Me: is that a yes ok. *light flicker and the pentagram appears around Harry who is still passed out and I float in the air possessed*
Harry: *wakes up from the shrieks of utter terror* huh?
Me: Kumalaka kumalaka kumalaka AYYYY MACARENA 
Harry: not another summoning we know it's fake Sam
Me: AAHHHH YEEEEEKA MAALITAAAAAA RARW MEKAMOKA LALALALALALLA *pop snape appears* 
Snape: why am I back-OH MY MERLINS BEARD WHY IS SHE FLOATING???
Me: *lands on the ground and snaps to turn the lights on while everyone looks traumatized* your in the ship
Snape: 100 points from-
Me: ah ah ah sevvykins I don't go to Hogwarts
Harry: you said you did!
Me: ah ah ah shhhhhhhhhh *snaps and James appears*
Hermione: YOUR GOING TO MESS TIME UP
Me: oops *snaps and he disappears*
Snape: why was potter here?
Me: it's the ship JEVERUS and I'm going to assume he sinks
Sirius: I DO TO
Me; no doubt now let's vote. I sink. 
Everyone and I mean everyone: SINK 
Me: I mean dang welp here's a picture for good measures

                            

                                Me: I mean dang welp here's a picture for good measures
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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Sirius: *pukes* 
Snape: *does dramatic cape swoosh and leaves*
Me: *plays sad funeral music and takes down the picture and puts one of a potato with a face up* we are gathered here today to uh not celebrate to cry for the sad death of Mr. Billy Bob Joe Macintosh Jellybean Cheeseburger. *wipes a tear*
Neville: we have officially broken her
Sirius: I want to do it! NEXT SHIP!
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