How HP characters react to different ships!

Remus x 🍫 (canon👌)

Me: ITS CANON

Draco: so it will be a person with a person?

Me: no

Draco: THEN ITS NOT CANON

Me: oh yeah? *pulls out canon and shoots the ship* boom it's canon

Everyone: 👁️👄👁️

Me: OHHHH YEAH!!!! *does victor dance*

Hermione: can we return her?

Lily: it doesn't work like that

Hermione: can it just once

Me: fun fact Remus ate chocolate to kill the wolf inside of him cuz chocolate is toxic to dogs

Sirius: THATS NOT A FUN FACT THATS A SAD FACT

Me: my bad. Sad fact Remus ate chocolate to kill the wolf in him cuz chocolate is toxic to dogs

James: that doesn't make it better

Me: y'all just can't be happy with what I do can you?

Draco: JUST MOVE THE FUCK ON WITH THE SHIP

Me: ok but first we need to set the scene *snaps and we appear in Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory*

*Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination.*

Remus: CHOCOLATE 🍫

Me: yummy

Remus: *hisses* BACK OFF ITS MINE

Me: *takes several steps to him* no

Remus: yeah that's what I thou- wait what?

Me: no

Remus: no your supposed to be scared that I'll wolf out on you

Me: raur

Remus: *shrieks* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: we should have another wedding.

We are gathered together here today to join together this man and this chocolate bar in holy matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men; and therefore – is not by any – to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly – but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

Marriage is the union of husband and apple in heart, body and mind. It is intended for their mutual joy – and for the help and comfort given on another in prosperity and adversity. But more importantly – it is a means through which a stable and loving environment may be attained.

Through marriage, Remus Lupin and chocolate bar make a commitment together to face their disappointments – embrace their dreams – realize their hopes – and accept each other's failures. Remus Lupin and 🍫 will promise one another to aspire to these ideals throughout their lives together – through mutual understanding – openness – and sensitivity to each other.

We are here today  because marriage is one of the most sacred wishes – to witness the joining in marriage of Remus Lupin and 🍫. This occasion marks the celebration of love and commitment with which this man and this apple begin their life together.

This is a beginning and a continuation of their growth as individuals. With mutual care, respect, responsibility and knowledge comes the affirmation of each one's own life happiness, growth and freedom. With respect for individual boundaries comes the freedom to love unconditionally. Within the emotional safety of a loving relationship – the knowledge self-offered one another becomes the fertile soil for continued growth. With care and responsibility towards self and one another comes the potential for full and happy lives.

Marriage is an act of faith and a personal commitment as well as a moral and physical union between two people. Marriage has been described as the best and most important relationship that can exist between them. It is the construction of their love and trust into a single growing energy of spiritual life. It is amoral commitment that requires and deserves daily attention. Marriage should be a life long consecration of the ideal of loving kindness – backed with the will to make it last.

Do you Remus Lupin take 🍫 to be your 🍫 – to live together even if it's eaten? Will you love it, comfort it, honor and keep it, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sadness and in joy, to cherish and continually bestow upon it your heart's deepest devotion, forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto it as long as you both shall live?

Remus: wait what I never agreed to a wedding

🍫: *y/n moment* y-you d-don't l-love m-me? *cutely tucks their long brown hair behind their ear as their big blue orbs stare at you*

Me: oh hellllll nah I ain't dealing with this *slaps 🍫*

Ron: NOW WE CANT EAT IT CUZ ITS ON THE FLOOR

Sirius: 5 second rule!!! *picks it up and eats it*

Me: cancer was on that floor

Sirius: NO NOT THE CANSEER

Hermione: stop stop stop your going to anger the cancer kids, besides your saying it wrong, it's canCER not canSEER

Sirius: canseer?

Hermione: cancer

Sirius: canseer?

Hermione: cancer

Sirius: canseer?

Hermione: cancer

Sirius: canseer?

Hermione: cancer

Sirius: canseer?

Hermione: C A N C E R

Sirius: canseer?

Hermione: C A N C E R

Sirius: canseer?

Hermione: C A N C E R

Sirius: canseer?

Hermione: C
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Sirius: cansir?

Me: CANCER YOU DUMB FUCK *snaps and he's bald again*

Sirius: MY HAIR

🍫: *another cute y/n moment* n-next s-ship *sharts pants cutely*