Me: *sobs* why WHY JUST WHYYYYYYY
James jr: is she ok
Ginny: it's normal
Teddy: are you sure she's ok cuz she's standing at the open window
Ginny: WHAT
Me: I can't do these ships anymore they are getting out of hand ITS CHICKEN BLOODY CHICKEN
Hermione: Sam step away from the window
Me: I'm sorry but I leave Sirius is charge
Sirius: yay I'm in charge!!!!!
Pansy: STEP AWAY FROM THE WINDOW
Me: *falls*
Everyone: NO
Me: *spawns back in* forgot about that
James jr: how is she not dead
Me: I made sure no one can die in this room and how are you still here
James jr: you brought me here
Me: now I bring you out of here *snaps and James jr dissolves*
Teddy: what about me
Me: gone *snaps and he also dissolves*
James: bring mini me back RIGHT NOW
Me: no
James: yes
Me: no
James: yes
Me: no
James: yes
Me: no
James: yes
Me: no
James: yes
Me: no
James: yes
Me: no
James: yes
Me: yes
James: no wait yes
Me: to late I have it on tape *presses button and it plays back James saying yes*
James: fuck
Me: no
James: I hate you
Me: same
James: what
Me: what
Ron: I'm hungry we haven't been fed yet
Me: IN A MINUTE YOU CAN EAT SOME DAMN CHICKEN JUST HOLD ON MY GOD YOUR SO IMPATIENT
Reggie: damn
Me: the ship is chickron
Ron: me and chicken?
Me: yes so here we go *snaps and chicken appears*
Ron: oooo yum
Chicken: HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE YOU CANT EAT ME
Ron: but why not I'm hungry
Chicken: cuz u cheated on my with apple
Ron: I did not!
Chicken: did too
Draco: he did *sobs in single*
Me: *sees big red button* oooo what's this do *presses big red button*
*boat falls on top of the chicken, then another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another*
Me: cute
Ron: MY FOOD
Me: thank god it's gone
*and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another*
Ron: IM GOING TO STARVE
*and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another*
Ron: IM WASTING AWAY
*and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another*
Me: don't care
*and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another*
Me: hey look it looks like the leaning tower of Pisa
Hermione: THATS CUZ ITS FALLING
*tower of ships falls on everyone and crushes them*
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How HP characters react to different ships!
RandomBasically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠 #1 in Haron 1/24/24 #1 in Lavon 1/24/24 #1 in Blamione 3/3/24 #3 in Snack 3/3/24 ...
