Tony
Here you go you two
Peter is a kid that the other Avengers and me have been texting for a while and he's precious, he doesn't know we're the Avengers (idk why Wade is here either, he's not an Avenger)
Also he's literally my son
Wizard
I don't think you mean literally, he's not really your son
Tony
I do and he is
I adopted him after his aunt passed away, he lives with us at Stark Towers, but he doesn't know he's been texting the Avengers
Wizard
You have a son!?
Merc with a mouth
Tin-can has a son!? :O
Tony
Yeah, I adopted him some months ago
Wizard
That's cool
I might visit the tower just to meet him
Tony
Yeah okay, anyways here are the nicknames
1. Clint Barton: Uncle Katniss
2. Natasha: Mama Nat
3. Captain America: Grandpa Steve
4. Bucky Barnes: Grandpa Wolfie
5. Me: Fe-Male Dad
6. Bruce Banner: Doctor Uncle
7. Wanda: Sister Red
8. Pietro: Brother Allen
9. Falcon: Uncle Bird
10. Thor: Uncle Thunder
11. Loki: Aunt/Uncle Snek
12. War Machine: Uncle War
13: Pepper: Auntie Salt
14: Vision: Uncle Sight
15. Black Panther: Uncle Kitty Cat
16. Starlord: Uncle Samsung
17. Shuri: Meme Sister
18. Fury: Uncle Pirate
19. Ant-Man: Uncle Bug
Wizard
He calls you all uncle/aunt or parents?
That's sweet
Tony
He'll probably call you guys uncle too, maybe he'll call Wade brother or something
Merc with a mouth
Alrighty
Let's get back to the groupchat, that's what the readers want
:)
Tony
You're strange Wade
Wizard
No I'm Strange
Tony
Lol
Wizard
??
Merc with a mouth
!?
Did you just write lol!?
Tony
Yeah, the kid taught me that
Merc with a mouth
Now I really want to meet him>:)
Let's go!
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