After being assaulted by a wand, it decided to become an inanimate object again and stopped moving once and for all. Was I bit peeved at this? Yes! Am I gonna complain? Yes. Did I still use said wand? Yes I did.
"Kids we have finally gotten your stuff for Hogwarts. All that's left is to let you go on the Hogwarts express." Hagrid said with a jolly but mischievous tone. Harry didn't notice the slight shift in tone but I did, but frankly couldn't see why I'd be suspicious so I let it go and let out all my emotions.
"WOOOOOOOO FINALLY" I yelled with enthusiasm. The happiness in my voice juxtaposed with my status as a person living in south London. People could have mistaken me for a northerner.
"See ain't that a sight to see!" Hagrid exclaimed " Well here is your train tickets. You will have fun". He handed us our tickets and we stared at the numbers.
"9 and three quarters? What's that supposed to bloody mean?" Harry questioned before we both looked up to find Hagrid gone. We frantically searched around for the hairy behemoth but he disappeared like my self-respect.
"Did he just leave a bunch of twelve year olds alone in a train station with a ridiculous platform number" I said clearly confused
"We're eleven." Harry responded
"Same thing and is that the important part?" I rebutted before grabbing Harry's hand and dragging him around in search for the illusive and ridiculous 'Platform 9 and three quarters'.
We wandered around to station 9 before contemplating what the actual hell we are supposed to do.
"Harry! I got it." I shouted
"You have? Wow Y/N you are so quick-witted. Frankly I was at a complete loss" Harry replied
I giggle to myself before explaining what I realised.
"Remember Harry this is a wizard school. They must have made a secret platform in the walls. That's where we have to go. Inside the walls" I say despite every word of mine being completely crazy if any normal person heard me.
"Watch and learn babe." I say before turning to one of the pillars and strutting with confidence. I walk and walk, soles of my plimsoles slapping the floor with each step. SLAP SLAP SLAP! I close my eyes with to show off how much I trusted my judgement.
SLAM!
My body collided with the hard wall, my head smashing into the bricks. I stagger a bit, my brain trying to process what the just happened. I finally registered what was wrong. I just walked into a wall like a complete idiot.
Instead of focusing on the pain I just inflicted upon myself, I begin to just curl up into a ball and hide my face.
'GIRL WTF WAS THAT?! THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING I CANT SHOW MY FACE AGAIN!' I think to myself, my cheeks feeling incredibly flustered from my stupidity. I hear laughter in the background from unknown voices. Then I hear something I really didn't expect
"Shut your gob!" I hear Harry and a woman's voice say. "The girl was almost right she just walked into the wrong wall!" said the voice of the woman. I hear the footsteps walk towards me and two arms pull me up. I see Harry being the one to pull me from the floor and embrace me, rubbing my forehead, cleaning any remnant of debris for there.
"You okay?" Harry said in voice only full of concern and no mockery.
"I'm fine, it's just embarrassing" I say. I finally turn to see who the new voices were. I look to them and see a family full of gingers.
"Hiya dear, we are the Weasley's. Your off to the platform too?"
[Author Notes: Enjoyed the chapter? This entire series is my first writing and is satire if it wasn't obvious. Nonetheless I hope you enjoyed it somewhat]
