Mezo Shoji X Reader

Certified Bone Breaker

(This chapter is back on the main story line, it is not a filler)

Y/n Pov:
Today was the day, the day that we take our entrance exams. I got up and started my morning routine when I suddenly got a text on my phone.

f͎u͎n͎e͎r͎a͎l͎ ͎g͎u͎e͎s͎t͎ ͎l͎i͎s͎t͎

S̶o̶n̶i̶c̶ W̶a̶n̶a̶b̶e̶🦿
So, we've all agreed to meet up at (y/n)'s house, correct?

C̺͆r̺͆a̺͆z̺͆y̺͆ P̺͆e̺͆r̺͆s̺͆o̺͆n̺͆🤡
Of course, they don't mind <3

Y̑̈ȏ̈ȏ̈n̑̈b̑̈ȗ̈m̑̈✨
My house?

C̺͆r̺͆a̺͆z̺͆y̺͆ P̺͆e̺͆r̺͆s̺͆o̺͆n̺͆🤡
Yeah, we're gonna come over and meet up at your house

Y̑̈ȏ̈ȏ̈n̑̈b̑̈ȗ̈m̑̈✨
Ah man, NOT MY HOUSE

𝑅𝑜𝑐𝑘 ✨ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑✨
Are you hiding something in there..?

Y̑̈ȏ̈ȏ̈n̑̈b̑̈ȗ̈m̑̈✨
Yeah, dead bodies and the souls of innocent children

𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕚👾
Oh!

S̶o̶n̶i̶c̶ W̶a̶n̶a̶b̶e̶🦿
No, you are not. Do not joke like that.

Y̑̈ȏ̈ȏ̈n̑̈b̑̈ȗ̈m̑̈✨
Booo! Party pooper😡

C̺͆r̺͆a̺͆z̺͆y̺͆ P̺͆e̺͆r̺͆s̺͆o̺͆n̺͆🤡
Eww, get that emoji out of here

Y̑̈ȏ̈ȏ̈n̑̈b̑̈ȗ̈m̑̈✨
Okay😞

S̶o̶n̶i̶c̶ W̶a̶n̶a̶b̶e̶🦿
Anyways, we will be meeting at your house (y/n) since it is closer to the school.

Y̑̈ȏ̈ȏ̈n̑̈b̑̈ȗ̈m̑̈✨
Bro, do not come to my house, I am butt booty naked rn, so if you do not want to get flashed, I suggest that you do not come to my house ☹️

C̺͆r̺͆a̺͆z̺͆y̺͆ P̺͆e̺͆r̺͆s̺͆o̺͆n̺͆🤡
That ain't never stopped me 😈🙏

𝑅𝑜𝑐𝑘 ✨ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑✨
You went to their house while they were butt booty naked🤨⁉️

C̺͆r̺͆a̺͆z̺͆y̺͆ P̺͆e̺͆r̺͆s̺͆o̺͆n̺͆🤡
Got a problem with that?

𝑅𝑜𝑐𝑘 ✨ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑✨
Idk man, seems kinda gay..🤷

C̺͆r̺͆a̺͆z̺͆y̺͆ P̺͆e̺͆r̺͆s̺͆o̺͆n̺͆🤡
Bro, you are gay.

𝑅𝑜𝑐𝑘 ✨ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑✨
I am?😰

S̶o̶n̶i̶c̶ W̶a̶n̶a̶b̶e̶🦿
We do not have time for games. We need to get to school immediately before we end up late for our exams. Stop playing around. (y/n) get dressed, (y/f/n) stop harassing Kirishima about his sexuality, Midoriya, Shoji, uh, carry on with whatever you were doing.

C̺͆r̺͆a̺͆z̺͆y̺͆ P̺͆e̺͆r̺͆s̺͆o̺͆n̺͆🤡
Ok dad 🙄

Y̑̈ȏ̈ȏ̈n̑̈b̑̈ȗ̈m̑̈✨
Bro? I was trying to get dressed before I was rudely interrupted by your stinking texts 😡😡