extended summary inside!
in which maeve tanner and xolo maridueña are proof that hate and love are not so different
❪ xolo maridueña x fem!oc ❫
❪ social media x real life ❫
❪ -achillesheeI 2024 ❫
character: maeve tanner (she/her)
faceclaim: oliv...
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XOLITO🩷
XOLITO🩷 maevey
MAVERICK💜 no
XOLITO🩷 maevey i may have done something
MAVERICK💜 you mean hard launch our relationship on your podcast because you can't resist talking about how awesome i am
XOLITO🩷 i distinctly remember the conversation being talking about your red flags but yeah something like that
MAVERICK💜 i actually have zero red flags
XOLITO🩷 it feels like a red flag that i don't know if you're mad at me right now or not
MAVERICK💜 oh i'm not well
XOLITO🩷 what do you mean well
MAVERICK💜 i'm not mad that people are now aware that i'm dating you i'm a little pissed people know i have a podcast boyfriend though
XOLITO🩷 what's wrong with having a podcast boyfriend :(
MAVERICK💜 what isn't wrong with having a podcast boyfriend
XOLITO🩷 i wouldn't know i don't have a podcast boyfriend
MAVERICK💜 no you have a songwriting girlfriend who could wreak havoc on your existence though
XOLITO🩷 please don't write angry songs about me don't john mayer me please i'm only a year older than you
MAVERICK💜 a year and two months if you were going to be a taylor ex of mine you'd probably be taylor lautner
XOLITO🩷 hold up didn't taylor break up with taylor that got confusing you know what i mean back to december boy what are you trying to say why am i not your joe alwyn
MAVERICK💜 your taylor knowledge has progressed so much i did such a good job :)
XOLITO🩷 maeve that is not the point why am i taylor lautner please don't back to december me
MAVERICK💜 i suppose i should probably go address the fact you announced we're dating now
