twenty seven. what do i know of oregon

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STRAWBERRY WINE ENTHUSIASTS🥂❪ seven participants ❫

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STRAWBERRY WINE ENTHUSIASTS🥂
seven participants

COOPER #2
i want to do a pub quiz

COOPER #1
you are of your own autonomy

COOPER #2
i meant as a group asshole

JSTB
what are we
british

SHOELACE
i think it sounds like fun

PONYBOY CURTIS
i don't
my general knowledge is ass

COOPER #1
that's a strangely specific subject but
hey whatever floats your boat

PONYBOY CURTIS
shut up caspian

THE INTERNET
i LOVE pub quizzes my knowledge
on everything ever is absolutely
supreme

SHOELACE
i admire your confidence however
i'm unconvinced

PONYBOY CURTIS
she is weirdly good at quizzes

THE INTERNET
the only issue is i would not choose
any of you to be on my team

THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
not even me?

THE INTERNET
especially not you
you messaged me to ask if oregon
was on the east or west coast the
other day

THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
okay and
what do i know of oregon

COOPER #1
nothing clearly

COOPER #2
so
pub quiz time?

PONYBOY CURTIS
we'll have to wait until maeve's
birthday

JSTB
damn it maeve why do you have to
be a child

THE INTERNET
i am not a child i am twenty

THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
she is not a child she is twenty

SHOELACE
be sure to emphasise that it's legal
and professional to a court of law

COOPER #2
if we can't have a pub quiz night
yet can we atleast sit at home and
drink wine

JSTB
BORING

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