This friend of mine, he's so...yeah. He's obsessive with bringing vocabularies like crushes, like, love and basically romance into every conversation alive. I can barely call him a friend, but he did gave me a few laughs.
~In the middle of a text conversation~
A— : Ur always a mystery
Me : Why thank you. I feel complemented. *sarcasm*
A—- : No one ever knows who u like, what movie do u like most etc
Me : -_-||
A—: What? It's true
Me : That's because I don't like a movie, ya idiot. *do not want to talk about romance*
A— : Oh that means u like someone...
*failed on attempt*
Me : At least I don't have a favorite movie, if that's what you mean *another try of not talking about romance*
A—- : .....
Me : Tsk.
A— : - (random girl classmate's name) said that u liked all of the boys in our class once.
*epic fail on attempt again - gives in*
Me : I just realize A—— do have something call imagination in his brain. >.>
A— : o.O
Me : Well then I can also see - (girl classmate name)'s a —-
A/N - Trust me. I can be quite mean sometimes O^O
A— : Lel - Wait had u ever liked a boy
Me : Hmmm.....lemme think back to kindergarten.... ~T-T~
A—- : Wow.....
Me : Hehehe ^_^"
A— : I can't even remember where's my kindergarten
Me : If I did liked someone in kindergarten, I won't remember.
A—- : Lel. I never liked a girl before I joined - (school)
Me : In another language, u must be saying - (present school) is much more messed up than — (school A was in before)
A—- : Yes.
Me : Why am I not surprised.
A—- : Dunno. Nobody can ever surprise u.
Me : Hun.
A—- : For real the first girl I liked was u ^^ <----- That shameless idiot
Me : In real life : WAT. Then I'm glad u moved on.
A— : I'm glad I did too
Me : Agree
A—- : For once.
~Go on chatting about random stuff~
I am clearing this text. ALL of them.
