What You Get When You Text A Messed Up Friend

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This friend of mine, he's so...yeah. He's obsessive with bringing vocabularies like crushes, like, love and basically romance into every conversation alive. I can barely call him a friend, but he did gave me a few laughs.

~In the middle of a text conversation~

A— : Ur always a mystery

Me : Why thank you. I feel complemented. *sarcasm*

A—- : No one ever knows who u like, what movie do u like most etc

Me : -_-||

A—: What? It's true

Me : That's because I don't like a movie, ya idiot. *do not want to talk about romance*

A— : Oh that means u like someone...

*failed on attempt*

Me : At least I don't have a favorite movie, if that's what you mean *another try of not talking about romance*

A—- : .....

Me : Tsk.

A— : - (random girl classmate's name) said that u liked all of the boys in our class once.

*epic fail on attempt again - gives in*

Me : I just realize A—— do have something call imagination in his brain. >.>

A— : o.O

Me : Well then I can also see - (girl classmate name)'s a —-

A/N - Trust me. I can be quite mean sometimes O^O

A— : Lel - Wait had u ever liked a boy

Me : Hmmm.....lemme think back to kindergarten.... ~T-T~

A—- : Wow.....

Me : Hehehe ^_^"

A— : I can't even remember where's my kindergarten

Me : If I did liked someone in kindergarten, I won't remember.

A—- : Lel. I never liked a girl before I joined - (school)

Me : In another language, u must be saying - (present school) is much more messed up than — (school A was in before)

A—- : Yes.

Me : Why am I not surprised.

A—- : Dunno. Nobody can ever surprise u.

Me : Hun.

A—- : For real the first girl I liked was u ^^ <----- That shameless idiot

Me : In real life : WAT. Then I'm glad u moved on.

A— : I'm glad I did too

Me : Agree

A—- : For once.

~Go on chatting about random stuff~

I am clearing this text. ALL of them.


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