It started at the willow tree

5. Change of pace

"This sure is fancy snipeyyyy!"
I giggle as Jess pulls snipe onto the couch of the private jet where he's laying;  Watching from a fancy table while munching on croutons.
"Simple country folk like me, ain't get the luxury of seein and bein on things like this!"
He lets out a content sigh as he pulls snipe into a hug while still laying becoming the big spoon.
"Mmh, yea, howd we even afford thish shnipe?"
I say while chewing my croutons.
Munch munch
"I mean like lasht time"
Munch munch
" I wash in the air, I wash beinf droppfed off on  a misshion to kill shome bitchf"
Ignoring the curtesy to stop chewing while I talk, I watch as snipe deflates from disappointment.
"This just goes to show how much you two listen to me! I've explained this like three times now! Are y'all really about to make me explain this again? And watch your language, Ave!"
Me and Jess meet his question with a blank stare.  Snipe lets out a very dramatic sigh.
"Ughhhhh oh my godddddd..... are you eating croutons?"
I swallow slowly.
"Uhmmm... yea?"
I pop four more into my mouth and resume my slow chewing.
"Where on gods green earth did you even get those? They don't even give salads here." Snipe says and I know behind his mask he has that stupid confused face he makes.
I continue my chewing and just shrug at him.
"Oooooh! You got croutons?! Gimmie gimmie!!"Jess makes grabby hands at me and I can't help but laugh at him.
"You look like a kid when you do that Jess!"
I say while still giggling.
"Huh?! No I don't! Don't call me a kid! You're the kid here, kid!" 
He responds to quickly which make it seem desperate, as if he's hiding the fact that he is a child.
"You sound so dumb right now Jess!"
I respond while laughing at him
"Ave has got a point Jess. You do act like a child sometimes."
Snipe says, which backs up my point further.
"If you two keep this up, I'll cancel both of y'all's birth certificates!"
Jess says in a slightly aggravated tone.
"Yes sir!" Me and snipe respond in unison trying to hold back our laughter.
"Anyways back to the jet! How'd ya do it snipe?!"
I ask remembering our previous topic.
"Man I didn't want to explain it againnnn. Ughhhhhh. Fineeee."
I hear Jess mumble something about snipe being more childish than him because his whining. I throw a crouton at Jess who looks mad at first but then excited as he realizes that it was a crouton. He shamelessly pops it into his mouth.
"What I said before and have been saying, was that principle Nezu wanted our safety and a speedy arrival assured. Anddd us three will be living on campus! Since I just came from the states; Nezu offered cheap housing plus I get to sleep in a little more cause I basically live at work! Principle Nezu also helped me get a hero license in Japan and he set you up with hound dog who's a student counselor. I uh, kinda had to explain your situation in order for him to make sure you're not a threat or liability of some sort.... Sorry Ave ."
I swallow another mouthful of croutons.
"Why are you apologizing? It's good that he doesn't want security issues...Do you know who my teacher is gonna be?!"
I sit up straighter and slowly move a crouton to my mouth eagerly awaiting his response.
"I know your home room! It's gonna be eraser head! You'll be in the hero course and he'll be super helpful when trying to understand your quirk, but you're gonna have multiple teachers, Ave."
wow I really know nothing about school. Multiple teachers? How many? Three? Wait what are the rules?! Oh god I know nothing!
"Wait, how many will I have? Are you allowed to leave when you want? Are cheerleaders only allowed to be blonde with blue eyes? Is the popular jock going to bully kids? Follow up to that one, will I have to fight the popular jock?!Will there be rehearsals for when we break out into random song and dance or is it something I should know? Will I automatically be made prom queen if I wear glasses all year but take them off on prom day? Can you ask Nezu if I can get a top locker?!"
I think I covered everything in that rant...
Wait, no! I still don't know if- Jess breaks out into a loud obnoxious laughter, he's struggling to speak because he's laughing so hard, he can't breathe.
"OHMYGOD!!! KIDDO!!! PLEASE DONT TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS FROM-FROM"
He takes a second to gasp for air.
"FROM HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL!!!"
His obnoxious hyena laughter resumes and my face flushes red from embarrassment. I instantly look away. I just know snipe is giving him a stern look through his gasmask.
"SHUT UP JESS ITS NOT MY FAULT I DIDNT HAVE A CHILDHOOD!!"
I angrily throw more croutons at him and chew harder. Snipe sighs while looking back at me.
"Well bless your pea pickin' little heart... this is gonna be a longggg 5 hours...