Lost in Language

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[Open on the Owl House living room, where Luz is reading from The Good Witch Azura 5 to King and Y/n is just lying down with his head on the pillow Luz is using as a makeshift table.]

Luz: "Azura," Hecate began. "Our paths have crossed only in battle. But today I stand before you seeking an ally." [Sighs.]

King: Luz, you're getting all swoony again.

Y/n: You'll get used to it

Luz: I can't help it. Azura is able to befriend everyone. Even her biggest rival. I wish I had that kind of power.

Y/n: Ah yes, Talk No Jutsu. 

King: Rivals are meant to be annihilated, not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom.

Luz: Okay. Suddenly the door swung open.

Hooty: [Swings the door open.] Ding-dong. Ding. Hoot! Hoot!

King: The book has come to life! Burn it!

[Luz kindly gestures Y/n to move as she removes the pillow from her lap and places it back for Y/n to lay. She goes to the door and finds a basket. Cut to the kitchen.]

Luz: Eda, you got a package. It looks like a gift basket.

Eda: Probably an offering. Ah! Being the most powerful witch in the Boiling Isles has its perks.

[King, a bib now tied on, grunts as he pulls a blanket off the top of the basket, revealing a snoring baby bat.]

King: [Rubbing his paws together.] Mm. Fresh meat.

Luz: No, not eating that.

Y/n: [Walks from the living room to the kitchen.] What's going on in here.

Eda: Witches eating babies is so 1693. What is this?

King: There's a note. [Grabs it.] Take care of my child till morning. Yi Yi.

Eda: Nope. Babies are awful. Not happening.

King: "You will be handsomely rewarded. X-O-X-O-X-O-X. Bat Queen."

Eda: Bat Queen? [King pulls a few snails out of the basket. Eda's eyes widen.] Reward?

Luz: Who's the Bat Queen?

Eda: She's the wealthiest demon  on the Boiling Isles. Get in with her and you're set for life. [Takes one of the snails.] So, we keep this thing alive for a few hours and we get paid. Pfft. Easy.

Luz: Our greatest adventure yet! Learning about love and life through a child's eyes.

Eda: Not you two. You guys have to return the books I checked out from the library.

[Eda summons a pile of books, which Luz catches. It nearly topples over but Y/n gives it support and takes half of it.]

Eda: [To King.] I don't want them getting a cut of the loot.

King: Good thinking.

Eda: Now, let's take a look at this little darling. [Fully takes the blanket off. The baby bat screeches, shaking the room.] Argh! On second thought, maybe we could use your help!

Luz: [Halfway out the door.] Well, we better get to the library!

Y/n: Yup, gotta help with all these books. See ya! [Closes the door.]

[Baby bat continues screeching.]

Eda: We got this, right?

[Cut to the streets of Bonesborough, where Luz and Y/n are carrying each of their stack of books. They see a building.]

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