Escape of the Palismen / Forbidden Knowledge

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[Open on a Slayground in the middle of Bonesborough. Several baby-track Hexside students are there. A sign at the front gate reads "THE SLAYGROUND funded by the Bonesborough department of parks & wreck". Cut to a sign above a bench that reads "ALL BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTERS MUST BE LEASHED". Eda, Luz, and Y/n are sitting on a bench under the sign.]

Luz: [Visibly nervous.] What if he gets hurt? What if the kids are mean to him? [Gasps.] My parental instincts are freaking out, man.

Y/n: Frist mama Eda, now mama Luz.

Eda: He's fine. Look at him. 

[Cut to King trying to climb the slide.]

Luz: It does look like he's having fun. Aw. I wonder what cute little game he's playing.

King: Stand back, cretins. [Grunting as he reaches the top.] Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow! [Kids continue to play and one kid pushes King down the slide to show him how the slide works.] Whoa, whoa! [Screams, grunts.] Eda! [Runs to his friends, clings to Luz's leg.] That monster took my throne.

Eda: You mean the baby?

King: No, the usurper. I want you to go over there and blow him up. Kaboom!

Eda: [Unscrews Owlbert from her staff.] Yeah, I'm not using Owlbert to blow up a five-year-old. He's got better things to do. Like this... [Pets him.]

Luz: Aw, what a sweetie. How did you get him?

Eda: Get? I made Owlbert from the branch of an ancient tree. He's my palisman and we're bonded for life. [Owlbert hops to her shoulder, nuzzling her cheek.] I'd annihilate anyone who'd hurt him.

Y/n: Awww, that's so cute.

(Just imagine Y/n sitting next to Luz.)

Luz: Hey, what's that? [Points to Owlbert's foot, which seems to have a hole.]

Eda: That's his interlock. So he only fits on to my staff. Every palisman has one. [As she speaks, everything but her, her staff, and the bench disappears. She gasps.] Luz? [She stands and looks around the void. Both her staff and the bench disappear.] Hello?

Luz's voice: [Echoing.] Eda?

Eda: Luz!

[The real world returns as Luz and Owlbert look over Eda.]

Luz: Eda! Eda! Wake up!

[Eda's eyes open. She is now laying down on the bench.]

Y/n: Are you all right? [Helps Eda up.]

Eda: [Shudders.] What? Oh, no. The curse. Hey, we have to get home. Now! [Picks up her staff and leaves.]

Luz: King we have to go!

King: Five more minutes, please!

Y/n: Come on King. This is important.

King: Ugh... fine, but this place will face my revenge!

[Cut to the Owl House, where Eda tosses her staff to the couch. She yawns and flops face first onto the couch.]

Luz: I'll go get your elixir.

Eda: [Muffled.] Don't worry about it. I'll get it myself in a bit.

Luz: Do you need me to stay home and take care of you? [Gasps.] I could put King in a little doctor's outfit. [Everyone looks at King and he responds with a "Meh?"]

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