Lost In A Jungle

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Aries: WE BE LOST IMMA SMACK A BITCH

Taurus: *jumps off of tree* I believe I can flyyyy

Gemini: So did you hear that when you're lost your supposed to look for shelter, water, and food

Cancer: NO SHIT, GEMINI

Leo: *is with Taurus* WEEE LOOK MOM!

Virgo: This isn't fucking Minecraft, Capricorn.

Libra: I have a terrible feeling about this..

Scorpio: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING US LOST SAG!

Sagittarius: Oh, so the map goes that way!

Capricorn: Nobody panic, I see a cave over there!

Aquarius: Oppan forest style! Heeeeey sexy squirrel.

Pisces: Oh no I'm never gonna get home! This is the end of me! I deserve a longer life! Nooooooo!

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