How The Signs' Awkwardly Died

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Aries: Their vocal chords exploded

Taurus: Got too many paper cuts

Gemini: Got caught as 'A'

Cancer: ...Cancer...

Leo: Ate some random pills from a shady man

Virgo: Lit a match in a room filled with gas

Libra: Smoked dynamite

Scorpio: Tried to eat their heart

Sagittarius: Thought they could fly and was hit by a bus

Capricorn: Saw the dress as black and blue

Aquarius: Didn't listen to the "do not enter"

Pisces: Caught their tongue in a toaster

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