Springy: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Olivia: I do have a sense of humor, y'know.
Springy: I've never heard you laugh before.
Olivia: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Olivia: *walks by with a knife in her hand*
Springy, not looking up from his phone: No.
Olivia, turning and walking away: *grumbling* They deserve it.
Springy, still not looking up: I'm sure they do, darling.
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Olivia: I have a problem.
Springy: If it's harder than 2 + 2, I can't help.
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Springy, to T: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
T, as a ghost: *proceeds to pull up the middle finger and flies away*
Olivia, walking past: Rule number 1, don’t call T cute or small.
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Olivia: I can't stand you.
Springy: Then kneel.
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Olivia: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Springy.
T: Not everyone likes Springy.
Olivia: Who doesn't like Springy?
T: Well-
Olivia, with knife in hand: Names. Now. Give me. Thier names.
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Springy: I dare you -
Olivia: T isn't allowed to take dares.
Springy: Why not?
T, with dynamite in hand: I have no regard for my personal safety.
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Springy, after T's death: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Olivia?
Olivia: No.
T, sit in the corner as a ghost creepily: I do.
Springy: I know, T.
T: I'm sad.
Springy: I know, T.
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Springy, about to fight someone: Any advice before I fight?
Olivia: Don’t wet yourself in public.
Springy: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!
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Olivia: Don’t worry, I have a few knives under my sleeves.
Springy: I think you mean cards.
Olivia, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I did not.
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Olivia: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Springy: Oh, I'm always running
Springy: The question is from what
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Olivia: So what's for dinner?
Springy, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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Olivia: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Springy: Go the f**k to sleep
Olivia: What gif I don't want to?
Springy: F**k You!
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Olivia : What if mayonnaise came in cans?
T: Well, that would such because you can't microwave metal.
Springy: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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Olivia : Yo dumbass, get over here.
T: Okay
Springy: * gleefully runs past* I'm coming!
T, sadly: I thought...I was dumbass...
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Olivia : In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Springy: * turning to T* How tall are you?
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T: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Springy: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
T: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Olivia, recording: This is so cute.
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T: What time is it?
Olivia: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out!
Olivia: * Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Springy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING???!!
Olivia: It's 2 am.
YOU ARE READING
'A Sproing In Your Step...' (An I. I. I. story.)
Fanfiction"You're not leaving. You're stuck here, forever!~" When a commercial spring mascot thing tries to take Bot and Olivia to become his new toys because of a contract, and this time successfully does so (in a weird way that you have to read to find out)...
