Heather: why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? you're the faster one.
Alejandro: it's nice see your smile when you win!
*later*
Heather: he's probably just staring at my ass, isnt he.
Courtney: yeah probably
★
Cody: so... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Noah: depends. is your bed comfortable?
Cody: yes.
Noah: i'd sleep.
★
Izzy: eva is playing hard to get.
Izzy: little does she know, im a master at playing hard to get rid of.
★
Gwen: wait, you like me?? for my personality???
Courtney: I know, I was surprised too.
★
Heather: i owe you one.
Alejandro: that's okay. you can just date me and we'll call it even.
★
Eva: i've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. no response.
Izzy: wow. they sound stupid.
Eva: but they're not. they're really smart actually. just dense.
Izzy: maybe you need to be more obvious? like, i don't know... say "hey! i love you!"
Eva: i guess you're right. hey izzy, i love you.
Izzy: see! just say that!
Eva: holy fucking shit.
Izzy: if that flies over their head then, sorry eva, but they're too dumb for you.
Eva: izzy.
★
Geoff: let's watch sharkboy and lavagirl.
Bridgette: sure
Geoff: and make out during the scary parts.
Bridgette: th-
Bridgette: the scary parts
Bridgette: of sharkboy and lavagirl.
★
Eva: okay, i'm gonna go get the wedding cake.
Izzy: perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear!
Eva:
Eva: you mean ring bearER, right?
Izzy:
Eva: look me in the eyes and tell me you did not just bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
★
Courtney: *angrily presses gwen against a wall* WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??
Gwen: ...
Gwen: are we about to kiss-
i was gonna include lyler obv butni couldn't find any good ones for them😭😭
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RandomCreated: 8/7/2023 Completed: ??? includes like a million ships probably needs a TW #1 in #tdi as of christmas 2023 i dont own total drama obviously
