Mike: arent we gonna look for zoey?
Gwen: no, we have a different way of communicating
Gwen: HONEY WHAT CHU WAITING FORRR?
Zoey, from across the store: WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOREEE
Gwen: got her
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Owen: when i was little, my friend told me the wrapper on hershey's kisses were edible and i ate them like that for a whole year
Noah: they are!
Owen: REALLY??
Noah: why would you believe this again
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Gwen: twister's all fun and games until courtney's dislocating her spinal cord to reach yellow
Duncan: poker is all fun and games until courtney starts slamming her loaded pistol on the table
Heather: two truths and one lie is all fun and games until i have to decide whether i think courtney did crystal meth, killed a man, or her favorite food is sushi
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Noah: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Owen: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Noah: Owen, those are omelettes.
Owen: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.
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Cody: why am i not a banana?
Alejandro: because your genetic code shows that you are a human. however, it may please you to know that we share 50-60% of our DNA with bananas.
Cody: really? cool, thanks!
Tyler: so you're telling me some people are 10% more banana than other people?
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Noah: mice are having sex in my walls.
Owen: tattletale!
Tyler: You're just being ungrateful.
Alejandro: It's their home too, you know.
Izzy: so what? don't slutshame them.
Noah: the mice are fucking AND now I'm getting heckled.
team chris team chris team chris
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Heather: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?
Cody: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
Cody: I didn’t hear it.
i forgot his favorite song is a ringtone im gonna shit myself
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sorry i havent been updating much yall im gnna try to post at least once every 3 days from now on <3
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RandomCreated: 8/7/2023 Completed: ??? includes like a million ships probably needs a TW #1 in #tdi as of christmas 2023 i dont own total drama obviously
