mkulia has fully taken over my brain

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Cody: i can't believe my birth certificate says F..
Cody: how did I fail being born?

Lindsay: how is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Justin: allergies are also a problem y'know
Lindsay: but pink
Justin: and it's hot
Lindsay: PINK

Noah: last week, izzy tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for nemo".

Heather: i want to kiss you
Alejandro, not paying attention: what?
Heather: if you die, i wont miss you

Alejandro: I'm telling you, my team is completely competent!
Owen, running in: Al! we tried making pasta in the blender and now it's broken!

Lindsay: is five a lot of followers?
Duncan: depends on the context.
Duncan: on instagram? no, not a lot of followers.
Duncan: in a dark alley? yes, a lot of followers.

Sierra: editor's note: what the fuck

Trent: good morning!
Harold, checking his watch: correct.

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